Novel Blurb
1. Si Rou transmigrates into a book, and somehow she's the heroine!
But before she can even celebrate, she discovers that the original book is a bizarre tragedy with a bad ending. If she doesn't follow the original plot, the whole world will collapse??
2. She suppresses the urge to die together with the rotten System that keeps assigning bizarre missions, and gets herself together. The plot may put her through the wringer, but she won't torture herself. All she has to do is play along. As long as she cares even less than that jerk of a male lead, Zhao Yuanche, no one can hurt her!
With cats and dogs, she grows crops and flowers, makes a fortune with her excellent rice noodle rolls, and opens her own morning-tea restaurant. Who says a tragic heroine can't have a heavenly life?
Rice noodle rolls, shrimp dumplings, lava buns
Pork ribs, chicken feet, turnip cakes
What's so great about a jerk of a male lead?
I'd rather roast a piece of char siu!
There's just one problem now: why hasn't Zhao Yuanche turned into a scumbag and dumped her? Why isn't this going the way it was supposed to?
Diary of Zhao the Dog:
Page One:
Today someone rescued me. After dragging me back to her room, she sharpened a knife by my pillow, muttering, "Never pick up a man off the roadside. At best, you'll end up at your own funeral pyre. At worst, your whole family will be buried in a mass grave. Toss the dog of a man into a wok and fry him, and the kid next door will be drooling!"
Page 352:
Today I locked A Rou in the palace. I don't know why, but I just wanted to lock her up. Before I could even finish making my threats, she started taking off her clothes. Of course, I couldn't be outdone. But halfway through undressing, she kicked me out and said the author hadn't written what came next. It wasn't free content, and even paying wouldn't let me see it.
Who is the author?
Page 402:
You heartless woman, you want to give me a bad ending? Dream on!
The heroine transmigrates into a book. The male lead isn't reborn, but awakens to the truth and sweeps aside the idiots to become himself again.
New Novel Blurb
Yun Yi transmigrates as the backup female lead in a "chasing your wife to the crematorium" novel. In the original story, she endures endless torment and remains devoted to the male lead. For his sake, she marries Xun Ze, the mad Demon Venerable.
What a joke. Tearing up the script and clinging to the villain's coattails to reach the pinnacle of life: who doesn't know that trope by now?
But she arrives in the story already dressed in wedding robes, with the glowing Demon-Slaying Blade in her hand still dripping blood. Has she already killed Xun Ze?
Heaven is trying to destroy her...!
Yun Yi flees in a panic, but on the way she finds a fluffy little creature. It's deaf and mute, and she feels so sorry for it that she takes it in.
To stay alive, Yun Yi works hard at cultivating, only to discover that she's a useless spirit magnet with nothing but the beauty of a white lotus. So she puts on airs as an aloof immortal on the sacred mountain while selling pickled vegetables, skewers, and jelly noodles for cultivation energy.
She never expected that, after feeding the little fluffball bite by bite until it grew into a formidable creature, she'd discover that he was the Demon Venerable himself...
After fleeing overnight, Yun Yi finds herself hunted across the entire cultivation world. Apparently, everyone's trying to capture her to curry favor with Xun Ze.
In the end, he catches her himself. But Xun Ze doesn't kill her. Instead, he insists on repaying her kindness: "You've raised me all these years, Master. It's time for me to repay you. You don't need to earn spirit jade stones anymore. I'll provide everything you need."
Yun Yi's eldest disciple is a household-management whiz. To cover the sect's expenses, he secretly writes The Demon Venerable and My Master: A Tale of Love, Hate, and Heartbreak, and accidentally becomes a famous author on the sacred mountain.
Xun Ze has taken human form but hasn't regained his memories. His mad nature, however, is back in full force. He's already annoyed that he looks so much like that Demon Venerable. After reading the story, he gets so jealous that he attempts to assassinate his senior brother. After several failed attempts to test the waters, he finally sees the light and bribes his senior brother to write My Master and My Junior Brother: A Sweet Story of the Substitute Taking the Crown.
Food, romance, and a plot-driven story. Happy ending.
Recommended: my friend's historical romance, After Breaking Off My Engagement, I Married the Great General. Come check it out, everyone! A gentle and beautiful noblewoman from the capital x a cold-faced, handsome general from the frontier. The male lead has a serious double standard, and the heroine always has him tagging along whenever she goes out.
Theme: Stay optimistic and strong, even in adversity.
Good. Although it is a food article, it occupies too little space, and the emotional line between the male and female protagonists is a bit strange.
Hairtail will die if it goes out to sea. It cannot be fed without a pressure device.
I replied to them one by one. I am so enthusiastic and sending out my love~biu~
The writing in big letters is not bad. Hahahaha. After chasing, scatter flowers.
Congratulations on the freshly baked spring rolls~ Why do you feel that Zhao Gou's children are all named after Cantonese delicacies hahaha
I've ordered the review and it's really good to watch it without skipping.
Prince's name also has virtue in it, so it's a bit strange that the shrimp dumplings are called Jingde.
Why can't I see my comments?
It's unscientific to have such a small collection. It's really beautiful. The emotional line is very sweet. The writing is humorous and the male and female protagonists are both cute.
A treasured author, easy to read and make me laugh like a pig in the middle of the night?
Good. Although it is a food article, it occupies too little space, and the emotional line between the male and female protagonists is a bit strange.
Hairtail will die if it goes out to sea. It cannot be fed without a pressure device.
I replied to them one by one. I am so enthusiastic and sending out my love~biu~
The writing in big letters is not bad. Hahahaha. After chasing, scatter flowers.
Congratulations on the freshly baked spring rolls~ Why do you feel that Zhao Gou's children are all named after Cantonese delicacies hahaha
I've ordered the review and it's really good to watch it without skipping.
Prince's name also has virtue in it, so it's a bit strange that the shrimp dumplings are called Jingde.
Why can't I see my comments?
It's unscientific to have such a small collection. It's really beautiful. The emotional line is very sweet. The writing is humorous and the male and female protagonists are both cute.
A treasured author, easy to read and make me laugh like a pig in the middle of the night?