You're No Big Shot, You're Just Petty

Why are everyone else's husbands such amazing, wonderful, powerful players? Her husband is clearly number one on the server, so he should be a top player too, but he's petty, miserly, and a total gossip. He's first to rush in and grab loot, but hides in the back when it's time to grind monsters and fight bosses. Aaaah... Why? Why is this happening? "I'm divorcing you! I swear I'm divorcing you!" She can't take it anymore. Even a saint would lose it dealing with him. "Who else would want you besides me?" He looks her up and down, faintly disdainful. That's a personal attack. This is absolutely a personal attack. Shuishui: "I belong to myself." Flowers on the Other Shore: "You can only belong to me." Theme: