I Pretended to Be a Newbie and Got Found Out

[The full novel costs only 5.5. Thanks for supporting the official edition! My new novel, Boys Shouldn't Cry So Easily, is now available. Scroll down for the blurb.] To pursue the upperclassman he's had a crush on for years, Wei Yu, a top-tier Honor of Kings streamer, disguises himself as a newbie and sneaks into the company's esports team. While everyone else racks their brains trying to win, he deliberately slacks off, spending every day thinking about which hero has the most beautiful death animation. So everyone sees this: A top-ranked marksman with several top national titles makes a new account and sticks close to Angela, whose stats are 1/8. Daji's big tail swishes obediently as he says, "Senior, you just got a kill. You're amazing!" Playing Hou Yi, he instinctively dodges Zhao Yun's ultimate, then takes his hands off the screen. "Senior, come save me! Their Zhao Yun is about to kill me one-on-one, QAQ." The streamers who accidentally click into spectator mode: Meow meow meow? Is this really Wei Yu, the same guy from this morning who was shouting about killing the enemy, trapped them at their fountain, and racked up a pentakill? - On the day of the company tournament, Wei Yu's identity is exposed, and his main account is uncovered. He looks nervously at Wen Yu, but the senior only gives a faint smile, perfectly composed. "I knew you were a streamer all along." "You said you hate playing with noobs, that your teammates are stupid and useless, and that teaching them is more annoying than teaching a pig. I remember it all." Wen Yu puts an arm around his shoulder, smiling gently. "How are you going to make it up to me?" Wei Yu trembles. "I... could I marry into your family?" A prickly, hot-tempered puppy seme x a gentle, refined, scheming uke Upcoming novel: Boys Shouldn't Cry So Easily Blurb Mu Bai has just led his team to victory at the S Championship when he misses a step on the podium. He transmigrates into the body of a Doumao streamer with the same name. The young streamer is pretty and delicate, knows nothing except how to sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, and is earning next to nothing. Mu Bai picks up League of Legends again, diligently climbs to Diamond, and starts streaming. In his very first match, he gets sabotaged by a troll. His stats are so bad that he's practically feeding, and the chat fills with insults. Mu Bai laughs it off, but suddenly his nose stings and his eyes grow wet. Did he really... just cry? Mu Bai, who hasn't cried in over a decade, freezes in place as viewers screenshot his tearful face. In an instant, he trends on Doumao. - Ji Ze, a top mid-laner with three consecutive world championship titles, streams a ranked match and gets autofilled into the jungle. The chat flies by: [Who dares steal my God Ji's mid lane?] [Wow, it's a streamer. Why is someone with that face hanging around League of Legends instead of the looks category?] After the stream ends, the young streamer trends, and Ji Ze accidentally clicks into his stream. He sees a pale-skinned young man sitting upright in his chair, eyes red and tears falling one by one, yet stubbornly gripping the mouse and playing without saying a word to ask for sympathy. Like a small, obedient kitten with surprisingly sharp claws. - Later, he'll always keep a pack of tissues nearby. Asked about it in an interview, Ji Ze, rumored to be aloof and unapproachable, answers with gentle eyes, "I have a little cat who cries easily." A stubborn, teary-eyed crybaby uke x a gentle, taciturn seme Tips: 1. The original body's tendency to cry is caused by a physical condition. 2. An alternate version of the game world. Upcoming novel 2: The Whole Class Dotes on the Demon with a Tail [Infinite] Blurb Lu Huai is arrogant and willful, a little demon who has escaped from Hell. He pretends to be sweet and well-behaved, earning his classmates' affection and happily mooching food and drinks from them. Until the Gate of the Void opens and Lu Huai is pulled into a death game along with his class. Then he sees the familiar scenery of Hell all around him. The monsters are hideous. Lu Huai, all sweet and delicate, stares blankly and slowly utters a single word: Damn. - To keep his identity secret, Lu Huai sticks to his persona and occasionally has to step in and help. His classmates soon notice that any group with Lu Huai in it has particularly good luck. When they encounter an enemy, a wooden sign listing its weakness always appears in front of them; when they're about to be caught and devoured, the ghosts inexplicably trip and can't move; Lu Huai isn't just dead weight, he's a lucky charm! Everyone: Huai, is it too late to start calling you Brother Lu? - They clear one stage after another, and just as victory is within reach and everyone is celebrating, four ghostly blue wings unfurl in the pitch-black sky, like will-o'-the-wisps. Lu Huai's face turns green. The demon grabs him by the tail and drags him out of the crowd. Lu Huai waves awkwardly. "Long time no see. You... got taller." "It's been thirty years, after all." The demon smiles faintly, his voice turning vicious as he stresses the words "thirty years," dark currents stirring in his eyes. "So, are you ready to come home now?" A wicked, unhinged King of Hell seme x the scheming uke, son of the former Demon King Tips: The uke is adored by everyone, men and women alike, and the whole class has one-sided crushes on him. One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins Theme: The sweetest love is when both people choose each other; the best life is one spent persistently facing the sun.