Miss Sukuna Is Still Rejecting Confessions Today

[Coming soon: Jujutsu Kaisen Secret Identity Showdown in Yokohama. Blurb at the end.] Blurb: So, here's the thing: I'm Sukuna, female, and I used to be human. Then I was cursed and became a cursed spirit. I was once the King of Curses, raised the Six-Eyed Divine Child, beat up a sorcerer named Zenin and had him chase me through half of Heian-kyo. I had a chef named Uraume, who once got bored and chopped the demon king Muzan into 1,800 pieces for trespassing on our turf. I also turned down the advances of a weird curse user. And then... Anyway, I died, and then I came back to life. Aside from having to share a body with a male Itadori, I think my life is pretty good. It's perfect for enjoying a peaceful retirement. Until recently... A curse user with stitches on his head has been secretly watching me after I turned down his advances. A special-grade cursed spirit is crawling at my feet, hoping to put me back on the throne. A kind Russian man has sent me a secret letter scented with roses. An immortal demon who suddenly appeared in Tokyo, terrified of sunlight, says that “Lord Muzan” wants to rekindle our old romance (?). Even that white-haired sorcerer who used to be wary of me has started looking at me differently... Me, forced into a love triangle from hell: “...Do you people have any manners? Seriously, do you? Huh?!” Reader's Guide: 1. Third-person narration 2. Pairing undecided, probably none 3. Lots of original worldbuilding Coming Soon Jujutsu Kaisen Secret Identity Showdown in Yokohama Me, Louise Fitzgerald/Kobe Asuka, arrived in Yokohama, the city packed with my ex-boyfriends, and on my very first day, a secret identity System from the Jujutsu Kaisen set came crashing down on me! What? I can try out all sorts of secret identities just by spending money?! Ha! Does that mean I can get revenge on all my awful ex-boyfriends (crossed out) and save Yokohama from being swallowed by curses? Me: Spend, spend, spend! And so, Countless curses suddenly appeared over Yokohama. The man in the Five-Pointed Hat of the Ten Oxen gently raised his chin. “Let's create a world without ordinary people...” She looked at the frail young man and flicked her fingers. Viscous curses crawled over his body. “I'll prove that I'm the one who's right.” The kind Russian man: ??? A strange plastic surgeon appeared in the back alleys of the Barrels. They say her lover was a black-haired young man with bandage-covered eyes. She always casually showed off the scars and stitches on her body, smiling like an innocent child as she said, “Mako's favorite person in the whole world is Mr. Dazai.” Dazai, who kept getting dragged into this: ??? A cheerful, sunny girl with cherry-blossom hair called out to the gloomy man in a white coat before her, eyes lighting up. “Rintaro! I found you!” The next moment, black markings spread across her body. The girl laughed wildly and sighed in a low voice. “Finally... I found you.” Mori, the boss with absolutely no reputation: ??? And so on v 1. Third-person narration 2. Gender-swapped characters and melodramatic plots. As long as it's fun, that's all that matters. 3. No secret identities are exposed, pairing is Chuuya (snatching him away from his original storyline) Theme: Face love honestly, embrace a beautiful tomorrow, and remember that life isn't as bad as you imagine