Brother Yao Will Help You Do It

The protagonist is a second-generation demon clan with outstanding talent, hands and eyes that can reach the sky. During the demon clan war, he fell into a deep sleep due to the damage of the demon elixir. When he woke up, it was already the 21st century. In the new century, his father is the emperor of the demon clan, and his mother is the director of the demon management bureau. His former subordinates have now become the director of the demon affairs office, the director of the demon affairs general administration, the director of the demon world office, the director of the demon protection bureau, and the director of the Hidden Supervisory Committee. And he is a jobless wandering monster who has been in a coma for a thousand years and knows nothing about modern times. He doesn't even have an ID card. It has been a thousand years since I woke up. The era of monsters has long passed, and now the outside world has become the world of humans. The protagonist, who quits his job and becomes a demon in a hundred days, fails in the public examination and can only choose to start a business amid his parents' crazy urging to get married. As a thousand-year-old antique, the protagonist has encountered many obstacles in all walks of life. Finally, after thinking about it, he suddenly realized that he rented a small shop of dozens of square meters in the capital where land is at a premium and put up a nameplate: [Brother Yao will help you do it]. —— Goblin 1: Back then, I faked my qualifications for transcending the tribulation, and the thunder tribulation was delayed. Brother Goblin attracted 20,000 volts of nine-level thunder and fire to me, causing a high-voltage leakage. Goblin 2: When I buried several enemies in Kunlun Mountain, I asked Brother Goblin to apply for a spiritual field permit and received a three-year subsidy. Goblin 3: When I secretly ate Buddha's lamp oil and revealed my true form, Brother Goblin diagnosed me with stunted growth and granted me a disability allowance. Goblin 4: When I followed my idol and tampered with the book of life and death, and brought longevity to the entire community, Brother Goblin fined me 200 for overdue library borrowings. As the person with the strongest connections in the monster world, the protagonist's business is booming, and the number of monsters coming to him is also increasing day by day. One day, a monster came in with a mysterious magic lamp from the outside world for identification. The protagonist rubs the magic lamp. Magic Lamp: "Three Wishes." Protagonist: "Say." I'm going to post a piece of copy first, and I'll probably refine it later. In short, it's a Big Magic Pill that has been sleeping for thousands of years... Purpose: Everyone must abide by the law