[The Legend of Zelda] A Witch and a Hero's Everyday Life in Hyrule

Calamity Ganon: "Aya, the hero has awakened. Your mission is to kill him."

Calamity Ganon: "Go! Make this land tremble with fear, and spread despair to every corner of Hyrule!"

Aya: "Mm-hmm, sure, uh-huh. (Totally not paying attention.jpg) I'm off. Don't miss me too much. I definitely won't miss you."

Much, much later

Calamity Ganon: "Aya, why haven't you killed him yet?!"

Aya: "Oh, don't rush me. I'm already killing him, already killing him."

Much, much, much later

Calamity Ganon: "Aya! What are you doing?!"

In the fading light of an exploding Guardian, the girl stepped forward at an unhurried pace and twirled the dagger in her hand with a smile. "I'm here to stab you in the back! Surprised? Didn't see that coming!"

- A Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Link romance, a witch who likes to slack off and wander x a taciturn little hero

- First-person narration. The heroine has a nasty, willful personality, loves making snide remarks, and has maxed-out combat skills.

- I wrote this on a whim. Seriously, it's completely random.

Theme: Have fun adventuring every day