My Secret Identities Fool the Whole World

On one scorching summer day, Xia Youjie acquired a chubby blue wonder of a friend.

When he grew up, he tried to sneak the blue fellow, who was wiping away tears with a white handkerchief, into Jujutsu High. But as soon as he reached the entrance, he locked eyes with Gojo Satoru in sunglasses, holding a little elf. They both froze.

While out shopping with Alice, the dark doctor Mori Ogai passed a doll shop. Its beautiful owner called out to him and asked if he wanted to buy a doll for himself.

At the start of the year, Oda Sakunosuke planted a grapevine on his balcony. But it was only after it grew seven gourds that Oda finally realized he had planted the wrong thing. Still, seeing how well the gourds were growing, he didn't pull them up. A month later, Oda found himself surrounded by seven little gourd children...

While out and about, Uchiha Madara was accosted by a monkey. Clinging to his gunbai, it chattered in a language he couldn't understand. After patiently listening to it, Uchiha Madara happily carried the adorable monkey home and raised it with care for a year. Then, on the battlefield, the monkey appeared in shining golden armor and a gleaming gold crown, carrying a golden cudgel and wearing cloud-traversing boots. His monkey had gone and smashed a hole in the sky!

Reading Guide:

1. I'm bad at writing blurbs.

2. The protagonist's actions are all her own. No CP.

Theme: Give sincerity, receive sincerity