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[Blurb:]
Su Yeye transmigrates into the book as Su Yue, a cannon-fodder junior sister whose reckless antics are destined to get her killed. She's also bound to a System and must follow every plot point to the letter if she wants a chance to survive.
The System tells her to teach her arrogant junior brother a lesson for being rude to her.
Su Yeye raises her hand and gives him a hard smack on the butt. "That's what you get for not training properly! Now you know how formidable your senior sister is!"
The System tells her to poison the female lead.
But she accidentally grabs a truth pill instead, and the female lead spills all the thoughts she's kept hidden in her heart. Her carefully cultivated innocent-lotus persona is completely ruined.
Su Yeye: "Th-this isn't my fault! I just got here in the cultivation world. I don't know anything!"
At last, the System tells Su Yeye to break into her eldest senior brother's cave dwelling and interrupt his advancement, ruining his cultivation path. This time, the characters' fates mustn't deviate from the plot again.
But Su Yeye gets the date wrong and arrives a day early. The eldest senior brother, who should have been in seclusion, is bathing in a hot spring.
Su Yeye: "System, I was wrong about you all along! I never knew you were this kind of System! I'll never complain about your awful missions again. In the future, please give me more perks like this... I mean, more missions like this!"
The cannon-fodder junior sister who was supposed to die by the male lead's sword not only survives Su Yeye's string of wild antics, but becomes the beloved darling of Hundred Refinements Peak.
Her arrogant junior brother blushes as he comes to her every day with questions about cultivation. When others frame Su Yeye, he's the first to stand up and say he believes her.
The female lead abandons her innocent-lotus act and lets her true self run wild, challenging her senior brothers and junior brothers to spar every day. The whole Xuanyun Sect suffers for it. She treats Su Yeye with great care, though, and even threatens, "Anyone who picks a fight with Yeye is showing me, Liu Qianqian, no respect!"
As for the eldest senior brother, he still appears gentle and refined as ever. But Su Yeye knows he's completely different behind the scenes. Anyone who's bullied her has been quietly dealt with by him, then made to thank him for it. He's the worst one of all.
[Coming soon:]
The Great Golden Immortal Jiang Fanzhou reaches the state of No-Forgetfulness, with her lifespan nearly at an end. She plans to return to her home, the Great Guangyuan World, and wait to die. After death, she'll become a blessed grotto-heaven and bring prosperity to the world that raised her.
After returning home, she settles into a quiet retirement of sunbathing and farming, and even takes in a somewhat pampered, overly kind, but promising young disciple.
With a little polishing, the child will surely become a fine successor to her legacy.
Someone let the secret slip. Soon, everyone in the Great Guangyuan World knew, and they were all secretly waiting for this great expert to die as soon as possible.
But her young disciple is so fragile. Jiang Fanzhou often worries that no one will protect her after she's gone.
An impatient cultivator asks, "Senior, how many years do you have left?"
Jiang Fanzhou sighs mournfully. "Oh, it seems I have less than five thousand years left..."
The cultivator weeps. "I've only got fifty years... Boohoo..."
After ruling the immortal realm and commanding the world, the Immortal Emperor Xia Changsheng wakes up one day reborn at the age of sixteen. Unlike in his previous life, the Great Emperor Changsheng is picked up by a strange female cultivator and forced to become her disciple.
How could a lowly lower-realm cultivator be worthy of being my master?!
The newly reborn Great Emperor Changsheng narrows his eyes dangerously. "I'll endure this for now. Once that great expert from the immortal realm dies, I'll reclaim my fortune... and then..."
Not long after, Xia Changsheng changes his mind. "Master, I'll go kill that great expert ahead of time. You don't have to worry about your lifespan anymore."
Only when thousands of top cultivators surround Jiang Fanzhou to kill her for the most trivial of reasons does Xia Changsheng realize that she is the very great expert from the immortal realm who gave him the opportunity to become an Immortal Emperor.
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