I Really Don't Want to Ascend to Immortality

[Updates may be slow. Updated June 3] Yan Xiaofan had been a diligent 996 office worker for years, dreaming of enjoying her ideal retirement at fifty. Then a diagnosis of a terminal illness shattered all her hopes. An unexpected package told Yan Xiaofan that the cultivation world might have a way to cure her illness. Without hesitation, she boarded the high-speed train bound for the cultivation world. This time, she was determined to be a couch potato to the very end. So Yan Xiaofan slacked off in class, slept hard after class, never sat when she could lie down, and never worked hard when she could coast. At last, thanks to her tireless slacking, the people around her gradually changed their attitude toward her. Spirit Planting teacher: Yan Xiaofan is the most talented student I've taught in several centuries. Junior fellow disciples: Senior Sister Yan is an example for all of us! Disciples of other sects: Fellow Daoist Yan's passion for cultivation leaves us in the dust. Some unknown cultivator: Of all the cultivators I've met, Xiaofan is the one most likely to ascend. Yan Xiaofan: ??? I'm not! I didn't! That golden light of merit, don't come over here! I really don't want to ascend, waaah! [Bonus Scene One] In the secret realm of an ancient great master, Yan Xiaofan frowned at the superb Heavenly Spirit Mushroom in her hand. "What should I do... I've picked up too many superb materials along the way. My universe pouch is already full." Everyone else, who hadn't seen a single rare material since entering the secret realm: ... [Bonus Scene Two] The sect tournament came to an end. Yan Xiaofan gazed at the superb sword awarded to the first-place winner and sighed mournfully. "Sigh, the defensive outfit for second place looks so much better. If only I'd known, I wouldn't have taken first place." The second-place winner happened to be passing by: ... [Reader's Guide] 1. An alternate world, a cultivation story with the over-the-top posturing of a magical academy. 2. This story's logic is chocolate-flavored, and the author has already eaten it. 3. The blurb has been screenshotted. Theme: Live at ease, and good fortune will come your way