Zhao Yan, the biggest fan of the Wen-Zhou pairing, refuses to miss out on seeing them flirt in person.
So she grabs her partner and eagerly rushes off to watch the sweet moments unfold.
"Brother Wen, pin him down, ravish him, drain him dry!"
"Brother Wen, if you want to be the top, don't chicken out. Just do it!"
"Brother Wen, let him cry all he wants. If you stop, that just means you can't hack it."
The Wen-Zhou pair: "…"
Xie'er: "…Sorry, I couldn't keep her in check."
And then there's Zhao Yan's uncle in name only, Zhao Jing.
Yan'er: "Want me to kill Zhao Jing to liven things up for everyone?!"
The Wen-Zhou pair: "…You can do that?"
Readers: "…Xie'er, come rein in your wife!"
But...
Xie'er (sharpening his knives): "One quick cut, or a thousand cuts?"
"…"
Absurdity knocked on the door, and absurdity was home.
Zhao Yan, who spews raunchy lines nonstop, VS Xie'er, who always listens to his wife
* The Wen-Zhou pairing stays together; Xie'er is the CP.
* Romance from the start, so don't read if that's not your thing.
* All glory to Priest; all OOC is on me.
* My writing is limited, so please go easy on me.
* The cover image is from the internet. I'll remove it immediately if it infringes on anyone's rights.
Theme: Determined to sleep with every beauty in Lingzhong.
