The princess of roses, the king's most beloved daughter, was kidnapped by a dragon.
The heroes volunteered to rescue the princess. The king halfheartedly handed them number tags, then turned around and threw a celebration party with the queen.
That troublemaker is finally gone!
Meanwhile, in the Demon King's castle, the Dark God's subordinate, a black dragon, was waving its claws and busily directing the monsters.
"Go cut off some of Gloss's fur. The princess wants a pillow!"
"What happened to the skin Nappa just shed? Gone? Peel off another layer and make the princess a snakeskin bag!"
"What about the leftover Gugamu wood? You made a bed for the Demon King? Carry it over to the princess!"
"What? The princess says it's too big? Take it apart and make a smaller one!"
The hapless Dark God had just stepped through the door and heard all this. "...?"
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"What did you say you did?"
"I got you a wife!" the black dragon said proudly. "I waited around at the royal palace for ages, and she was the prettiest one!"
The Dark God: "...Take her back wherever you got her."
The black dragon: "I went to all that trouble to kidnap her. How can you just send her back? Besides, the king gave us a huge dowry when we left!"
The Dark God: "...That still doesn't mean you can take apart my bed."
The black dragon: "But the princess says she knows how to make money and can help us get rich!"
The impoverished Dark God, who had no idea how to make money: "...Go ask her how big a bed she wants."
I'll make it myself.
A little note:
A goofy, sweet little story. This isn't traditional Western fantasy, and the author has made up a ton of their own lore. Don't read if that's not your thing!
Both leads are virgins and strong in their own ways. The heroine is a mischievous little devil, a fussy princess, and a master at making money. The hero is a hapless Dark God.
The black dragon is not the male lead, but his subordinate.
Theme: No matter what situation you find yourself in, face it with a positive attitude
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