Quick Transmigration: Reforming the Villain, So the Scummy Bottom Stops Being Scummy!

Song Hu is a heartless scumbag bottom at the Scum Bottom Time Bureau. He romances villains, then, just as they fall deeply in love, ruthlessly kicks them aside and lets them plunge into an abyss of despair.

“I said I'd keep you company, but I never said you'd be the only one.”

“I said I loved you, but I never said you were the only one I loved.”

“I said I'd keep you company, but I never said I'd stay forever.”

“I said I loved you, but I never said I'd love you forever.”

These are classic lines from the Scum Bottom Time Bureau, and Song Hu has them down pat, tormenting the villains until they're beside themselves.

Those who do too many evil deeds bring ruin upon themselves. Song Hu has learned this truth firsthand. Little Ah Hu hopes everyone will be good and not turn into scumbags.

“It's over, I'm totally screwed.” Song Hu stares at Su Muchun, who has him trapped in a corner and is grinning ominously. What is he supposed to do now that the villain he scorned has been reborn? Help, answers needed right away!!!

Scene 1

“Ah Hu, I've missed you so much.” Su Muchun lowers his voice and gazes at Song Hu fervently. Song Hu is stunned. Is this really the Su Muchun I know???

The man in front of him looks ready to devour him whole, and Song Hu's legs turn to jelly!!! He quickly puts on a soft, pleading voice. “A Chun, A Chun, leave me a little bit of yourself.”

Hearing that, Su Muchun hugs Song Hu tightly and breathes in the natural scent of his neck.

Song Hu feels something cool on his shoulder and realizes Su Muchun is crying. He cups Su Muchun's face and wipes away his tears.

“Will you leave again?” Su Muchun's voice is still choked with tears.

“No, no, I'll never leave again. I'll stay with A Chun forever. Ah Hu will always be with A Chun.” Song Hu shakes his head, his heart aching for Su Muchun.

“How can you prove it, Ah Hu?”

“I'm tired. Can we take a break?” Su Muchun pouts at Song Hu, acting cute.

“Okay... fine.” Song Hu looks at the peerless beauty in front of him. He's way too cute. There's no way he can refuse.

The next day, though, someone's back is completely wrecked. How can he be so intense? He's seriously incredible... Song Hu regrets everything.

Scene 2

Su Muchun's cute act works every time, until... Song Hu gets a new darling: an incredibly adorable dog.

“Ah Hu, look at me! Look at me! I'm cuter!” Su Muchun winks at Song Hu, sending out waves of flirtatious glances. Unfortunately, Song Hu doesn't see him because he's busy chatting with the System. “Ah Hu...” Su Muchun draws out the last syllable. Seeing how upset he looks, Song Hu quickly soothes him. “You're the cutest, you're the cutest! My A Chun is the cutest!”

“Ah Hu, I need two kisses so I won't feel upset,” Su Muchun adds. “Just a light peck.”

“Okay, three kisses, right? The extra one is because A Chun is too cute. It's a bonus for the cutest person.” Su Muchun is instantly delighted. The moment he feels Song Hu's soft lips, his heart blooms with joy.

The System, new to all this, is so excited by the romance that it rushes off.

At last, the enormous lightbulb is gone. Su Muchun relaxes, then thinks, “Even a dog could threaten my place. I'd better treat Ah Hu even better so nobody else can steal him away.”

At the same time, Song Hu thinks, “He's jealous of a dog. I can't break up with him and let him go bother someone else.”

Elsewhere, the System sneezes several times. “The Host must be missing me. I've only been gone a little while. Hmph, the Host loves me so much!”

If Song Hu heard that, he'd probably say, “What a beautiful misunderstanding.”

Theme: Do good deeds and don't worry about what lies ahead.