The Demon Lord Sighs: A Sword's Life Is Hard

A sweet little story: "My Cultivation Partner Is in Danger! Then I'll Just Have to Pick Up My Butcher's Knife!" This will be my next book. Please add it to your reading list!

The neighboring novel, "The Immortal Venerable Can't Escape After Getting Pregnant," is already nice and long. Feel free to start reading!

The demon Jin You was kindhearted and never did a bad deed in his life. After gaining the blessings of Heaven, he was cultivating in seclusion when he opened his eyes and found that he had transmigrated into a book.

He had become a useless sword in Sword Tomb Mountain and was bound to a plot-spoiler System. He could return to his original world only after completing the mission "Carry the Male Lead to Victory."

System: "Lu Aotian and Nan Huaxi are both chosen by fate and have the destiny of a male lead. Which one will you choose?"

The Demon Venerable was still considering it.

Lu Aotian passed by and casually stepped on the useless sword, leaving a crack in it.

Then Nan Huaxi passed by, blindfolded with white silk and dressed in white as pure as snow. He picked up the useless sword, wiped it clean, and even apologized softly.

The Demon Venerable's heart softened. "I'll choose Nan Huaxi."

System: "Understood. Nan Huaxi is the youngest son of the Divine Sword Sect's leader. He was injured by a demonic beast while training down the mountain, and is now blind, with all his meridians severed. He also has eighty-two years' worth of accumulated poison in his body. To make matters worse, his cultivation is only at the first level of Qi Refining. Making him the male lead has a difficulty rating of one hundred percent."

The Demon Venerable: "No problem. I'll carry him to victory."

System: "Understood. The Demon Venerable can make pills, tame beasts, use summoning arts, forge weapons, perform the secret arts of eighteen sects, practice medicine, and... The difficulty of carrying the male lead to victory is zero."

Nan Huaxi cultivated the Heavenly Way. He had emptied himself of all worldly attachments and freed himself from all earthly desires. Though blind, his heart was clear; though his body was disabled, his spiritual sense was already at the Quasi-Saint level. He had no interest in swords, and only went to Sword Tomb Mountain after his master's persuasion.

As soon as his hand touched the hilt, he heard a deep male voice say, "If you lay a hand on the person I protect, you'd better be ready to die."

Nan Huaxi thought he must have misheard, but every time he held the hilt, the voice was still there.

"Your body is too weak. The immortal herbs in the sect's medicinal garden are mine now."

"The sect elders won't teach their disciples alchemy? Hah. I'll do it."

"That's a divine beast cub. Signing a pact with it is a bargain!"

"..." Nan Huaxi: "I think my sword is some kind of big shot."

The sword is the gong.

Powerful gong x gentle shou

One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first.

[Note] The shou appears first.

"The Cannon Fodder Master Turns His Life Around with His Exes"

Blurb:

Xie Ming transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder master.

His original self had been infatuated with the male lead. He gave him the mountain assigned to his sect, used his own spiritual blood as medicine for him, and even extracted his immortal bone to give him a golden body.

He thought that true feelings would be returned in kind, but the male lead told him he had mistaken him for someone else, then ascended hand in hand with the one he loved. Xie Ming was left with nothing and died unable to rest in peace.

Fortunately, he arrived early, before he had even met the male lead.

After absorbing the cannon-fodder master's memories, Xie Ming realized: This master was a player!

What's more, tomorrow night at eight, he was supposed to meet the sect's prodigy, Shen Xueyu, in the woods to break up with him!

It wasn't just Shen Xueyu. Elders one through eight, the various peak masters, and even the newest disciples in the sect were all his exes!

Xie Ming: I can't cultivate immortality like this. I've got too many messy relationships to sort out.

The next day, Xie Ming met the male lead.

The male lead was fairly handsome, came from an ordinary family, had mediocre talent, and was good at sweet-talking.

He walked up to Xie Ming, blushing as he clasped his hands in greeting. "Greetings, Master Xie. You truly are as elegant as a snow-covered mountain, and as refreshing as rain and dew from jade blossoms."

Xie Ming: I feel sick. He grabbed the scowling Shen Xueyu without looking back and insisted they weren't breaking up.

Xie Ming: "Why do you want to break up with me?!"

Shen Xueyu gritted his teeth. "You said you wanted to keep playing around for a few more years!!"

Xie Ming said, "Oh," then smiled. "When I said I wanted to play around for a few years, I meant with you. What else could I have meant? Come on, let's make a bond, then I'll give you a whole litter of babies!"

/The shou is adorable

/The gong dotes on him like crazy

/They are the sweetest couple!

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Completed novels: "The Demon Venerable Sighs: Being a Sword Is No Easy Job"

"The Demon Venerable Wasn't Happy After I Died"

"My Beloved Little Jiangsi"

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