All the Players Want to Date Me

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In the year 4780 of the Interstellar Era, a romance game became a sensation, drawing in countless players.

Lin Kong was a special NPC with strange stats.

[NPC: Lin Kong]

[Age: 19]

[Intelligence: 52]

[Beauty: 100]

[Luck: 100]

[Charm: 100]

[Romantic Target: ???]

[Note: You're a silly beauty who stays in your little patch of land, raising chickens and farming in the village. Finding a romantic match is unlikely.]

So Lin Kong focused on farming. Though he was dim and a little foolish, everyone indulged him in everything and often stared at him in a daze.

After the first player arrived, his quiet little life changed beyond recognition.

A player passing by stared so hard he fell off his horse.

A rich player threw money around and begged him to date.

The stunned game developers created a dedicated forum thread, which hit ten thousand posts in a second.

Later, an animated GIF of him went viral, and countless players crashed the servers, logging on every second of every day just to catch a glimpse of him.

Lin Kong was terrified and sneaked into the village head's house. Beneath the window, he overheard:

The balding man who fought him over the land often hid under his bed to watch him.

His childhood sweetheart was secretly planning to marry him.

Even the rooster he raised wouldn't let outsiders get near him.

Lin Kong had no idea how beautiful he was. Smiling sweetly, he said, "Everyone says they like me. Does that mean I can date someone too?"

"!!!"

The game's number-one beauty wants to date?

Pick me, pick me, definitely pick me!

When Lin Kong opened the door and saw the crowd gathered outside, he smiled shyly.

Oh dear, who should I choose?

[Blurb posted on 2022-4-29. Screenshot saved as proof.]

Up next: Imprisoned in the Palms of Four Corrupted Male Leads

Lin Jing was so beautiful he could bewitch people. One day, he transmigrated into a book with a note left behind by the original owner in his hand.

[I won over four domineering men and made them fall head over heels for me, but...]

Lin Jing: ?!!

System: ...Don't worry. There was a small data error. It won't affect anything. Just play the villainous disposable character.

When he turned around, he was bound hand and foot.

In the same world:

Domineering CEO: "You were the one who said you loved me, and now you're the one asking to break up. I have no choice but to keep you locked up."

Top-tier star actor: "I never agreed to break up. Don't even think about escaping."

Interstellar general: "I used to be too busy and neglected you. I'll never do that again. Don't talk about breaking up anymore."

Interstellar pirate: "Hah. I always get what I want. You want to break up?"

Could anything be more thrilling than starting out with a hell-level script?

Lin Jing couldn't smile. He could only keep all the protagonists in check and make sure their corruption levels didn't keep climbing.

But... why were they all appearing at the same time?

And the protagonist's love interest nearby looked familiar too. It was clearly that man!

Lin Jing: ...

System: Don't worry. There was just a small data error. It won't affect anything...

Theme: Work hard at farming and create a wonderful life.