After Leaving the Playboy, I Scavenged to Support a God

[Next up: Romance Allergy. Check the author's page and please add it to your favorites!] An accident left Shi Yan, the beloved pet of a god, stranded in the mortal world with no memories. She was dirt poor, and on top of that, she had to suffer the pain of loving someone who could never love her back. By chance, she found an ancient book and entered another dimension, where she met the god. She planned to ask the god to make the person she had been pursuing for years finally look her way, but instead she saw through his playboy ways. After returning from the other dimension, Shi Yan thought she could put love behind her and focus on work. Then she was startled to discover she could see all sorts of strange things, and had somehow become entangled in a bizarre world. Fortunately, the god came to her world. The bad news: she was here to collect a debt. The even worse news: the god's archenemy, a demon, had followed her here too. A thousand years ago, the god Xuanzhu had a sweet, obedient white cat who stayed by her side from before she became a god. She cherished and doted on it, and its favorite thing was to perch on her shoulder, tug at her collar, and say that the person it loved most was its master, me. When the little cat suddenly died, she stormed into the underworld and defied its laws to retrieve its soul. When she saw her again later, the cat actually begged her to help her get together with another woman? Hah. Quite the nerve. Notes: 1. Same-sex marriage is legal. 2. Many details are made up. Don't take it too seriously. 3. There are ghosts. Really, there are ghosts!! Coming next: Romance Allergy Synopsis: After spending thirty years single, Dou Anyao devoutly prayed to Buddha for a heaven-sent romance. Then she slipped and tumbled down all 999 steps. She woke up inside a girls' love novel where the heroine's ex gets dragged through a fiery breakup and then has her ashes scattered. Unfortunately, she was the ashes. The original owner was a shameless playgirl who flirted with everyone but never got attached. In the book, someone loved her so deeply it hurt, but she never cherished that love. Then, after that person found true love, the original owner clung to her and kept saying, "I'm sorry. I only just realized that you're the one I love." Dou Anyao clenched her fists. "You should treat people with sincerity. What respectable person becomes a player?" The Pure Heart System applauded her. "The Host is right! The Host's values are second to none!" "The original owner broke too many innocent girls' hearts with her awful behavior and angered the heavens. Now she must be punished. If you can't stay single for a year, you'll die." Dou Anyao: "I have to what?" Actually, she hadn't even said anything that bad, had she? There's no way she was going to die. Staying single should be a piece of cake, right? After transmigrating, Dou Anyao stood by the window, aching all over, and lit a cigarette. "You can go. Your skills are terrible. Let's never see each other again." The cool supermodel, who had been savoring the moment and just ordered a candlelit dinner: "?" But you didn't say that last night. Why don't you take another look at the bite marks on my shoulder? A gentle, sought-after songwriter tagged her online. "Yaoyao, I wrote you a song that perfectly suits your voice. The lyrics are tailor-made just for you." The whole internet erupted, with envy, jealousy, and cries of outrage at how lucky this scheming, green-tea woman was. But the merciless Dou Anyao said, "Throw it away. I can't stand the sight of you." The songwriter: "???" Wasn't that why you came to my room and took off your clothes? Netizens: "???" How could she say that? When she joined a dating show, everyone expected Dou Anyao to use every trick in the book to flirt with everyone. Instead, she went wild in the opposite direction. Dou Anyao received ninety-nine red roses. "Achoo! Sorry, I have allergies. Are you trying to kill me with these flowers?" When someone gave her a handmade wooden sculpture, she said, "Uh, I don't mean to discourage you, but I think there's a lot of room for improvement. Keep working at it and someday you can sell these at a street stall. You can do it." When an award-winning actor gazed at her with the so-called gentle, watery eyes that could drown a person, Dou Anyao waved her hand in front of him. "Did you fall asleep, or do you have a visual impairment?" When the cool supermodel made her a loving breakfast, Dou Anyao accidentally ate every last bite and nearly licked the bowl clean. The System in her head desperately warned her not to be dazzled by the world of temptation. Dou Anyao elegantly wiped her mouth. "Not bad. If you can't keep modeling, you can come work as my cook. I'll pay eighteen thousand a month, with full social insurance and housing fund benefits." The cool supermodel sneered. "Sure, but I don't want money." Dou Anyao looked puzzled. "Then what do you want?" "You." Me... dead? *Couple: the cool supermodel Theme: Giving up is easy, and taking someone for granted is easy. Getting them back, though, isn't so simple.