A Ridiculous Love Story

Fang Ting is a recent college graduate. After several failed job searches, she finally gets a chance. The subway is packed during rush hour on her way to the interview. When they reach the station, someone takes advantage of the chaos, turns around, and slaps the man behind her.

"Pervert!"

"Me? What is wrong with you?" The man stares at her, bewildered and furious.

"Who else could it be? Listen, if I didn't have something important to do today, I'd call the police! Just you wait!"

"Sure! I'm terrified!"

"You!"

Later, at a coffee shop, she accidentally spots a young woman leaning against the sleazy guy from before. Her desire to rescue the girl immediately flares up.

She rushes over and yells, "You scumbag! Your wife and kids are starving at home, and you're flirting with another girl? Miss, listen to me. He may look decent enough, but don't let his sweet talk fool you. I'm friends with his wife!"

The girl starts to speak, but Fang Ting cuts her off. "Don't thank me. Today's women can hold their own in public and cook at home, take on mistresses and beat up creeps! My name is Lei Feng!" Then she shoots the scumbag a defiant look, waves her sleeve, and walks away without a cloud in sight...

The girl asks, "Who is that? Did you do something to offend her? Bro, that young lady is so badass. I like her!"

The man snorts. "Like her, my ass. Is that something a normal person does? She's a lunatic!"

HR brings over a list of three candidates. The man gives a wicked smile. "So I'm a scumbag, am I? Just wait, I'll make you regret it!"

Later, after his plan to get back at her is exposed, he begs, "Don't leave me, honey!"

From the moment the two cross swords, they keep trying to outwit each other, trading barbs and pulling pranks in a nonstop stream of funny showdowns.

A masterful, high-level green tea pursues his wife, with plenty of unexpected tricks and twists. Lighthearted, silly, and hilarious!

A scheming green-tea CEO vs. a quick-witted, goofy office worker. They keep matching wits, but who will come out on top? One true pairing, devoted couple, sweet romance, silly comedy.

Coming soon: Fantasy romance, "I'm Dating the God of Wealth"

In a past life, Deng Zhixi saved the Jade Emperor when he was undergoing a trial in the mortal realm thousands of years ago. He regarded her as the chosen one and ordered the Five Fortune Gods, Fu, Lu, Shou, Xi, and Cai, to repay her kindness.

The newly appointed God of Wealth, Qi Fu, makes a mistake by accident, causing Deng Zhixi to miss out on a ten-million-yuan lottery prize.

To make up for his mistake, the God of Wealth tries every way he can to compensate her, making her rich as quickly as possible so he can save his position and his immortal life.

It's a story about how I keep giving you chances to get rich, but you refuse to believe me. When you finally do, I've already wagered myself in the bargain.

[Short scene]

[One day], Deng Zhixi buys a bottle of soda and silently prays, "Win another one, win another one."

She opens it and sees, "Win anot..." Thinking her wish has come true, she jumps with excitement. Then she catches the rest: "Win another house?"

Deng Zhixi: "Heh. What a shoddy scam. Away you go!" Without hesitation, she tosses the bottle cap straight into the trash.

Someone hiding nearby is speechless and has no choice but to come forward in person. "Hello. I'm the God of Wealth."

Deng Zhixi: "If you're going to put on an act, at least do it properly. I've never seen the God of Wealth wear a suit."

[A few days later], Qi Fu puts on a gauze hat and dragon robe, just like in the portrait, and introduces himself: "Hello. I'm the God of Wealth."

Deng Zhixi: "Hello, emergency services? There's a lunatic here."

Qi Fu: "..."

[At last, the story takes a sudden turn.]

Qi Fu: "I really am the God of Wealth."

Deng Zhixi is sprawled on the sofa like a lazy fish, scrolling through her phone without even bothering to lift her eyelids. "Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm the chosen one, too. You don't see me bragging about it."

Qi Fu is at a loss for words. What else can a man do about the wife he picked himself? Spoil her forever, of course~

One true pairing, devoted couple, sweet romance, feel-good story. Some scenes are a little silly.

I kindly ask my dear readers to leave gentle comments and treat one another with respect. Give each other a chance. I'll work hard to improve. Thank you!

Written on April 14, 2021. All the blurbs have been screenshotted. These ideas took me ages to come up with while going bald, so please don't plagiarize them. Thank you!

Theme: Persevere to the end and you can win.