[The Fruit Wonder Attack / Xue Xiang] Celestial Maiden's Ballad

"Those who make their mark with blades and swords are destined to die by blades and swords," Lu Xiaoguo said gravely, then snapped open his fan with a flourish.

"Except for the three of us."

"I'm not exaggerating when I say that this Holy Sword was forged one drop at a time with Cheng Liuxiang's own blood. You want to take it?" Pineapple Chuixue sneered.

"You'd better first consider whether you're strong enough to bear the weight of all that blood!"

"I can't perform Heavenly Flight, but I know what it means," Granny Tianshan said. "It's the invincible sword, the sword that must kill! If your opponent takes a blow from Heavenly Flight and somehow survives, it can only be because you didn't want to kill him."

"It can't be that miraculous..." Cheng Liuxiang said with a wry smile, shaking his head. The sect leader merely turned around inscrutably, clasped his hands behind his back, and murmured:

"As long as you believe."

The finest swordsman in three hundred years, the peerless swordsman Gu Wuchou.

Pineapple Chuixue: "Aside from my Cheng Liuxiang, there's no one in the world worthy of wielding the peerless Holy Sword, or capable of performing the peerless Heavenly Flight!"

Lu Xiaoguo: "Pineapple Chuixue, people shouldn't show off too much. Whether you're flaunting your love or your wife, there's a limit. Look, you weren't paying attention for a second, and Cheng Liuxiang has gone and tried to kill himself again!"

Pineapple Chuixue: "!! Damn it, Cheng Liuxiang, put down that crappy kitchen knife!"

A humanized Guobao Special Attack fanfic, pairing Pineapple Chuixue x Cheng Liuxiang. A grown-up reinterpretation of the original, and a melodramatic story written to indulge this Cheng Liuxiang fan's guilty pleasure of watching Cheng Cheng try to kill himself in all sorts of ways, haha. A clean, serious story, updated irregularly.

Theme: What is there to fear? For what my heart holds dear, I would die nine times without regret.