After I Transmigrated, the Novel I Wrote Took the World by Storm

Qi Yuan transmigrated into another version of himself in a parallel world. Forced to make a living, he had no choice but to return to his old job and start writing novels. Then he finished his first wuxia novel. Reader 1: "The Iron Sand Palm is so hard to master. Has anyone managed it?" Reader 2: "Only an idiot would practice the Iron Sand Palm. If you're going to practice anything, learn the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms. It's the best in the world!" Reader 3: "Your Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms are nothing without my Nine Yin Manual. They're just the Eighteen Insect-Subduing Palms!" Qi Yuan: ??? Confused, he started a second novel about spirits and monsters. Everything seemed normal, until he finished it. Reader 1: "So that's how we monsters can take human form? I get it now. Thank you, Immortal Lord Songyuan!" Reader 2: "Sob, sob. I'm eighty-two this year. I'm not as beautiful as Xiao Qian in Immortal Songyuan's story, but I'm still better-looking than most. Is there a gentleman who'd like to spend the night with me?" Reader 3: "Thank you, Immortal Lord Songyuan, for teaching us the orthodox way to cultivate. I am unworthy, but I've already made some progress." Qi Yuan: ...I think there's something wrong with this parallel world. Later, he began writing a third novel, this time about cultivating immortality. Reader 1: "I want to cultivate immortality! I want to become an immortal! Sob, sob, why do you need spiritual roots to cultivate? I don't have any! Is there another way to become an immortal? @Immortal Lord Songyuan, please help!" Reader 2: "Hahaha, I've successfully drawn qi into my body! I can kill a man in ten paces and leave no trace in a thousand miles. Immortals, here I come!" Reader 3: "May I ask if you're an immortal from some hidden sect? I am the True Person Ziyang of the Shangyuan Sect. Would I be honored to share a drink with you?" Qi Yuan: ...I think you're already plenty drunk today. Later, in the name of "promoting science and opposing superstition," Qi Yuan decided to come forward and set the record straight. So, during a highly anticipated livestream watched by tens of thousands, Qi Yuan smiled calmly and declared with complete confidence: There are no such things as immortals in this world. As soon as the words left his mouth, Qi Yuan flew into the air and caught a young man who had jumped from a building in an attempt to end his life. Theme: The world is a beautiful place.