Gou Sheng, an 18th-tier star, in order to make money, he took up the keyboard and worked hard, and finally went further and further on the road to blackmail himself.
Suddenly one day, Gou Sheng saw a person with the ID name "Little Flower Dog" on the Internet who was reporting against him. He had an academic exchange with the "little flower dog" about the battle between heaven and man, and his three views were shattered.
Are you sure this is an illegitimate meal? Why do you know so much about him? !
Gou Sheng seriously suspected that an acquaintance committed the crime, and he turned his attention to the assistant beside him. The little assistant is gentle, generous and virtuous, knows everything, and has always been his personal little cotton-padded jacket.
From then on, Gou Sheng started working 365 days a year, all year round.
Look, the assistant picked up the phone! He is definitely going to fight for me!
Look, the assistant brought her cell phone into the toilet! He even spends time in the bathroom thinking about me!
Look, the assistant is flushing the toilet! The toilet is white, he is hinting that he wants to confess to me!
So, three hundred and sixty-five days later, Gou Sheng's attitude toward his assistant suddenly changed: Why hasn't he confessed to me yet? Will he come to express his love today?
The assistant discovered that his boss had been acting strangely recently, such as following him when he went to the toilet, often giggling into the air alone, and sometimes slapping himself.
He felt a little guilty. He was always worried that he would be found out because he was forced to clear his name in order to make money. But seeing that his boss was crazy at such a young age, he put his heart into his stomach.
The boss follows him to the toilet = he can't find the toilet
The boss smiles at the air = the weather is good
Boss slaps himself = bitten by a mosquito
Forget it, as long as the boss is happy.
Until that day, Gou Sheng caught the assistant's behavior.
Gou Sheng: You are my fan!
Assistant: Boss, listen to my explanation! I am also a fan of many people! !
Gou Sheng:?
I can't think of any copywriting. Don't take false copywriting seriously. Everyone is responsible for guarding against fraud.
This is a heavenly book. It's normal that I can't understand it because my brain is flawed.
Motto: Don't be silent in rumors
