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Copywriting: One day, at the incense altar where everyone was rushing to burn incense and worship Buddha, a handsome young man with a graceful appearance and as gentle as jade squeezed out from the crowd: "Give me, give me, let me burn the incense stick first." Qiu Chen looked pious: I wish me to achieve righteousness as soon as possible and achieve perfection. Passer-by: What the hell are you worshiping, Guanyin? Qiu Chen felt strange: Then why do you guys worship Guanyin? When passers-by saw that he looked like a good man, they whispered: Let me tell you a secret that is not a secret. We are asking Guanyin to send Qiu Yubai's grandson to the West. Of course, the main reason is that other temples are full of people and there is no head to worship. Qiu Chen: Is there such a good thing? He was impassioned and moved and shook hands with them one by one and saluted: Thank you for your hard work, thank you. If I return to the Western Heaven in the future and see the Tathagata, I will definitely not forget your great kindness and virtue. Passerby:? On the way Qiu Chen Xiufo asked questions, he was rescued from water and fire by his sworn enemy again and again. He thought that his rival Jiang Lin must have fallen in love with him, who was so handsome and beautiful that he was unique in the world. Just because he was shy, Jiang Lin never dared to break the layer of paper between them. One day Qiu Chen couldn't resist his affection and couldn't hold it anymore. He grabbed Jiang Lin and said, "You seduce me. Why don't you seduce me?" If you seduce me, I will worship your pomegranate skirt instead of the Buddha! In the end, Jiang Lin just glanced at him coldly: Do you think I want to follow you? Qiu Chen:? Jiang Lin: Could you please untie the concentric poison that has fallen on me? How many times have I been stabbed for you? Qiu Chen (zi Yubai), the second sand sculpture who "brings good people" to the world Cold, ruthless, cool and "crazy" Jiang Lin (zi Zhaoye) The plot of two large-scale mentally retarded Jianghu cockfights in Dog Blood, welcome to poke fun~ Double text: . 1. Gou Sheng, an 18th-tier star in the entertainment industry, will do anything to make money and pay off his mortgage. One day, Gou Sheng's vest took an order to blackmail him. There is no way, the other party gave too much. Black! As long as the money is there, dignity is nothing. Until Gou Sheng and Hei Fen got involved... Gou Sheng: Woohoo, my fans really love me. In order to help me redress my injustice, he actually confronted me every three hundred and sixty-five days... No, why the hell did he speak so unpleasantly? ! Gou Sheng: Come on! Who is afraid of whom! Cut off my wealth, I will fight you until the end of the world! The end of the world has not yet come, and the anti-gang website leader has fallen off his horse... Gou Sheng: Is this the navy army I hired with money? I'm the clown myself? ! He thought he was confused enough, but he didn't expect that he was not confused enough, only more confused. 2. Before Hua, I was struggling for money every day. The sponsor's father was hacked. He picked up the keyboard and was always on the front line. He worked conscientiously and could not write a book. As time passed, the financial owner was finally moved by his sincerity: You are my little angel! Thank you for your enthusiasm for me, I will definitely move forward with your love! Hua Qian said: Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, I wish my brother a good flight in Wuhu. In fact: cut the vest number and send a group message: I wish my brother Wuhu a flying duck! Hanama: Unexpected? I'm just a wallflower, I can't find money wherever I can. Donor: Your mother approves! Hanaqian:? Donor: I want to fight you to the top of the Forbidden City! You sailor! You fake fan! #I'm here to make money, what a coincidence, are you too? # # #Keyboard warriors and navy warriors get rich by playing against each other# #I would like to call this the pinnacle battle of keyboard warriors# Attacker who wants to get rich X Shou who wants to get rich You are a fool if you don't make money. Let's meet at the top, understand? (It's too cold. Let's open both. Let's see who can survive to the end v first. If you still can't... See you next time) Mission: Where there is a will, there is a way. Believe in yourself