Shan Xuyi, the Dream Fulfillment Bureau's star agent, had finally made it to retirement, only to be tearfully entrusted with an important mission by the old director.
Old Director: "You're the only one who can save all those sweet, naive, innocent young men out there!"
And so Shan Xuyi readily (not really) accepted the job, becoming the seasoned scumbag whom the protagonists in various worlds love but cannot have.
His mission is to make the protagonists recognize what a scumbag he is, leave him, and begin a wonderful new chapter in their lives.
Shan Xuyi: "I'm good at being a scumbag, but why are the scumbags in these worlds so uniquely awful?"
World One: A sinister, cold-blooded psychiatrist seme × An emotionally dependent, obsessive celebrity uke
Shan Xuyi: "You're just a data point in my experiment report."
Protagonist uke: "Fine. Now I'll lock you inside my movie."
World Two: A money-grubbing socialite A seme × A rich young master O who has nothing but money
Shan Xuyi: "Baby, sorry, but if you have no money, I can't kiss you."
Protagonist uke: "Don't worry. I've got enough money to fill your grave."
World Three: A scheming, good-for-nothing junior disciple seme × A gifted senior disciple, devoted to pursuing the Way, uke
Shan Xuyi: "I only got close to you to throw off your sword-drawing speed."
Protagonist uke: "You are my sword."
World Four: A sharp-tongued but softhearted scientist seme × A devoted robot uke
Shan Xuyi: "A pile of scrap metal doesn't deserve to stand beside me."
Protagonist uke: "In life, I belong to my master. In death, my master will be my soul."
Shan "Scumbag" Xuyi didn't just fail to lead anyone on, he ended up falling for someone himself.
1v1, HE
[Note: In every world, the seme is the same person, whether before or after transmigration. The reason will be revealed in the final world. This is a major plot clue!!! Please don't overlook the "1v1" in the description, everyone!!!]
Theme: Love means freedom, equality, and respect
It's a knife, the knife is coming. I hope the author will provide an extra chapter later.
Woohoo, won't you update it? I really like this article.
I thought I was being tortured, but now I am being tortured (><). In the end, I was tortured the whole time.
The protagonist's character is so lovable… the plot design is so interesting… why isn't it updated…
This is the first main text I read. Since then, I have never found a main text that suits my taste. I hate you, madam○|￣|_
Wow Cao, why is this happening? I have a heart attack.
I will never forget this book
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why do you need to solve v? Wuwuwuwuwu, isn't Mrs. Won't update?
Fairy lady, come on! (^O^)y