Transmigrate into My Fair Princess: The Alluring Monarch

Reborn as Qianlong All clear, all clear! This is my first time writing something like this, so it may not be very good or sound quite right. Please don't laugh at me 1. What's your name? Wen Yu: Wen Yu, Sui Sui, Isabella, um... In Chapter Two, I also casually said my name was Mei Hong. (⊙o⊙)… The author can't even remember them all.) Lu Xian: Lu Xian. Some Dous: I seem to remember you had a famous nickname in the underworld, too... Lu Xian: (glances at Wen Yu) Uh... Let's not bring up the past. 2. How old are you? Wen Yu: 16. Some Dous: That can't be right... (gets a frosty glare) Yes, yes, Your Majesty, you're forever 16. Lu Xian: I don't remember. Wen Yu: He's 33. (Right, he's a big kid who can't even take care of himself.) 3. What's your gender? Wen Yu: Female. Lu Xian: If you're a low-B, just say so. 4. How would you describe your personality? Wen Yu: Very gentle. Lu Xian: Very domineering. (That doesn't sound quite right, judging by their self-assessments...) 5. What is the other person's personality like? Wen Yu: He thinks he's an all-around superhero, the Emperor of Hong Kong, a superstar, and a playboy rolled into one. In reality, his emotional intelligence is lower than April's, and his intelligence is that of a minor. (Of course, of course. April inherited it all from you.) Lu Xian: (Very dissatisfied and furious!) Wen Yu: (squeezes his little hand) Sometimes he's very cute. I like that. Lu Xian: She's wonderful. (Like a dog, one sentence and he's purring. Pathetic. I put so much effort into building up your glorious image, and now it's all gone to waste...) 6. When and where did you first meet? Wen Yu: On the rooftop, one Saturday night in 1991. Lu Xian: Mm, A Yu is right. (Such a suck-up~~~~) 7. What was your first impression of each other? Wen Yu: (looks at Lu Xian) You go first. I'll have a sip of water. Lu Xian: A little clever, both innocent and alluring. Wen Yu: A handsome stud. (Uh... All right.) 8. What do you like about each other? Wen Yu: Most of the time, he lets me bully him. He never hits back or talks back. (Hehe, I wonder when the “rare occasions” are.) Lu Xian: Big breasts, a slim waist, lovely skin, and... a great personality, too. 9. What do you dislike about each other? Wen Yu: He thinks he's innocent, but I won't say too much in front of a third person. Lu Xian: Nothing. (Wow, applause for D!) 10. Do you think you are compatible? Wen Yu: So-so. Lu Xian: Believe in her? I believe in her one hundred percent. 11. What do you call each other? Wen Yu: Mr. Lu. When I'm angry, I call him Lu Xian. Lu Xian: A Yu, Isabella. 12. What would you like the other person to call you? Wen Yu: I don't mind. Lu Xian: Daddy, teacher, uncle, big brother, master, plumber... 13. If you compared the other person to an animal, what would they be? Wen Yu: A husky. Looks handsome, but is actually silly and naive. Lu Xian: I'm silly? Are you kidding me? What about me is silly? Wen Yu: Asking that question is silly enough. (She lowers her head and starts flipping through a magazine, giving him the cold shoulder.) Lu Xian: A Scottish Fold. Very well-behaved and soft. 14. What would you give the other person as a gift? Wen Yu: A son. Lu Xian: (deeply moved) I was hoping she'd strip naked and give herself to me, but a son is nice, too. (Seriously, are those even comparable?) 15. What gift would you like for yourself? Wen Yu: A little baby. Lu Xian: I just want her to be happy. Wen Yu kisses the corner of his mouth: You're here, so I'm happy. Lu Xian: (completely conquered) 16. Is there anything about the other person that bothers you? What sort of thing? Wen Yu: I'd like him to show a little more restraint in that department. Lu Xian: I'd like her to be a little more adventurous in bed. 17. What are your own flaws? Wen Yu: Sometimes I'm stubborn and think I'm always right. Lu Xian: My temper is too bad. 18. What are the other person's flaws? Wen Yu: All his little and big bad habits seem endearing to me, so none. Lu Xian: Mm, none. 19. What does the other person do that makes you unhappy? Wen Yu: In bed, he gets excited and bites me all over. Lu Xian: When we're arguing, she says one thing that makes me want to vomit blood. 20. What do you do that makes the other person unhappy? Wen Yu: Just what he said. Lu Xian: Go back and read question 19. What a stupid question, such a waste of time. 21. How far has your relationship progressed? Wen Yu: We're married. Lu Xian: We've done everything that should be done. She'll never agree to the things we shouldn't do. Wen Yu: Good. At least you know that. 22. Where was your first date? Wen Yu: In his mother's tea restaurant. Lu Xian: At the cinema. 23. What was the mood like then? Wen Yu: Very tense. I was trying to lighten the mood. Lu Xian: The movie was so moving. I tried to kiss her, but failed. 24. How far had things gone at the time? Wen Yu: I was the other woman. Lu Xian: Hey, do we have to bring up the past? Anyway, we'd already done everything that should be done by then. (Sheesh, do you always have to be so vague...) 25. Where do you go on dates most often? Wen Yu: Restaurants, the dining table. Lu Xian: The bed. (These two are so practical.) 26. What do you do to prepare for the other person's birthday? Wen Yu: Nothing specific. It depends on the situation. It's different every time, and he's always happy. Lu Xian: Cash, a diamond ring, an investment fund. (What a tacky rich guy!) 27. Which of you confessed first? Wen Yu: I did. Lu Xian: She did. (Long live the queen!) 28. How much do you love the other person? Wen Yu: I'll bear his children and take care of him for the rest of his life. Lu Xian: I'll devote myself to protecting her until we're old. (Finally, the tearjerker...) 29. So, do you love the other person? Wen Yu: Yes. Lu Xian: I love her very much. 30. What can the other person say that leaves you helpless? Wen Yu: When he's sick, he says, “A Yu, I'm in so much pain...” Lu Xian: Pretty much anything she says leaves me helpless. 31. If you suspected the other person of being unfaithful, what would you do? Wen Yu: Weigh the losses. If it can be saved, try to save it. If the price is too high, break up immediately. Lu Xian: Kill the other person. (A real big shot, as expected.) 32. Could you forgive the other person for being unfaithful? Wen Yu: No. Lu Xian: With her... I don't know... (Pat, pat. Poor D.) 33. If the other person were more than an hour late for a date, what would you do? Wen Yu: Call the police. Lu Xian: She wouldn't. If she were late, she'd let me know. 35. What expression does the other person make that you find sexy? Wen Yu: I can't be bothered to say. Lu Xian: When she suddenly kisses me. 36. When you're together, what makes your heart race the most? Wen Yu: When he holds me without saying anything. Lu Xian: When she suddenly bounds out of the garden into the living room and kisses me. 38. What makes you feel happiest? Wen Yu: Watching them eat. Lu Xian: Having sex, and not coming out afterward. Wen Yu: (pinches the flesh at his waist) Don't talk nonsense. Lu Xian: Hehehe... 39. Have you ever argued? Wen Yu: We argue all the time. Lu Xian: I'm her personal sparring partner for arguments. 40. What do you argue about? Wen Yu: Everyday little things. Lu Xian: Why should I tell you? 41. How do you make up afterward? Wen Yu: We naturally make up. Lu Xian: When it's serious, I have to serve her tea and apologize. (Was it really that serious?) 42. If you were reincarnated, would you still want to be lovers? Wen Yu: Yes. Lu Xian: Yes. (It's rare for Queen Wen to lower herself like that.) 43. When do you feel loved? Wen Yu: All the time. Lu Xian: When she asks April to make sure I take my medicine and rubs ointment onto my right hand while massaging it. 44. How do you show your love? Wen Yu: Give him the best. Lu Xian: By doing... Hey, hey... Could you pinch the other side instead? 45. When would you think, “They don't love me anymore”? Wen Yu: Not so far. Lu Xian: That'll never happen. (Some Dous: Hey, are you answering the question or talking to your wife?) 46. What flower suits the other person? Wen Yu: None. A tree suits him better. Lu Xian: Little white jasmine. 47. Do you keep any secrets from each other? Wen Yu: No. Lu Xian: No. (Seems like they're both keeping their secrets very well.) 48. What are you insecure about? Wen Yu: I don't have a pair of 42-inch legs. Lu Xian: Hey, you're really holding a grudge. Insecure? When have you ever seen me feel insecure? Are you crazy? 49. Is your relationship public or secret? Wen Yu: Do you think I'd let him sit beside me if it were a secret? Lu Xian: Of course it's public. We've even been in the newspapers. 50. Do you think your love for each other will last forever? Wen Yu: Until he dies. Lu Xian: Until I die. (Mm, there's a lot to read into that.) 51. Are you the top or the bottom? Wen Yu: We're on question 51. You should answer first from now on. Lu Xian: Try giving me another stupid question like that. (Some Dous: This little one was wrong...) 52. Why did you decide that? Lu Xian: My nickname is Big D. Wen Yu: I think you need to take sex ed again. (Some Dous: This little one was wrong, really wrong. Your Majesty, spare me!) 53. Are you satisfied with things as they are? Lu Xian: Yes. Wen Yu: If I weren't, would you take responsibility? 54. Where did you have sex for the first time? Lu Xian: A mansion by the Baltic Sea. Wen Yu: An erotic massage parlor. Lu Xian: We didn't go inside, so that doesn't count. 55. How did it feel at the time? Lu Xian: Great. I got what I wanted and was completely satisfied. Wen Yu: I wanted to find a foreigner and pound his ass. 56. What did the other person look like then? Lu Xian: Beautiful, delicate and frail, with an alluring, seductive air. Wen Yu: Repulsive. 57. What was the first thing you said the morning after your first time? Lu Xian: “Good morning, sister-in-law!” (Some Dous: I can picture that shameless look on his face.) Wen Yu: Who would remember that? 58. How many times do you have sex each week? Lu Xian: A lot. Wen Yu: Too many. 59. Ideally, how many times a week? Lu Xian: The more, the better. Wen Yu: Three times. Lu Xian: Seriously? You're clearly not frigid. 60. What kind of sex do you have? Lu Xian: Anything goes. Wen Yu: Normal sex, no bleeding or broken skin. 61. What's your most sensitive spot? Lu Xian: Why should I tell you? Wen Yu: I don't know. (The denial gives it away.) 62. What's the other person's most sensitive spot? Lu Xian: Why exactly should I tell you? Wen Yu: ...The small of his back. 63. Describe the other person during sex in one sentence. Lu Xian: A fusion of innocence and seduction. Wen Yu: Very sexy. 64. Honestly, do you enjoy sex? Lu Xian: ... (All right, his silence says it all.) Wen Yu: So-so. 65. Where do you usually have sex? Lu Xian: At home. Wen Yu: In bed. (Huh, those answers don't match.) 66. Where would you like to try having sex? Lu Xian: Anywhere. (You're quite the wild one.) Wen Yu: Nowhere. 67. Do you shower before or after sex? Lu Xian: I don't mind, but she's too fussy. Wen Yu: We have to wash before and after. 68. Do you have any agreements during sex? Lu Xian: “Can we do it again?” and “Can you not come?” Wen Yu: I was half unconscious. Who was I supposed to make an agreement with? 69. Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover? Lu Xian: (lowers his head and looks at the corner) Wen Yu: Obviously not. 70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea, “If you can't have their heart, at least have their body”? Lu Xian: Agree. Wen Yu: Agree. (Long live the queen!) 71. If your partner were assaulted by thugs, what would you do? Lu Xian: I wouldn't let that happen. Wen Yu: Who do you think could assault him? I'd love to see it. 72. Do you feel embarrassed before or after sex? Lu Xian: Do you think I would? Wen Yu: Occasionally... 73. If a close friend said, “I'm so lonely, just for tonight, please...” and asked to have sex, what would you do? Lu Xian: I'd think of my wife and say no. Wen Yu: Call 999 and report them. 74. Do you think you're good at sex? Lu Xian: Of course. Wen Yu: I could be very good if I wanted to. Lu Xian: (eyes light up) Could you want to, just once? 75. What about the other person? Lu Xian: I'm looking forward to it. Wen Yu: If he says he's good at it, then he is. 76. What would you like the other person to say during sex? Lu Xian: Dirty talk. (Some Dous: D, you're really something.) Wen Yu: “I was wrong. I'll stop right away.” 77. What expression do you like most on the other person's face during sex? Lu Xian: Teary-eyed. Wen Yu: A grimace. I hope he gets so excited he passes out immediately. (Some Dous: The queen is terrifying.) 78. Do you think it's okay to have sex with someone other than your lover? Lu Xian: I'm a married man. Wen Yu: No. 79. Are you interested in BDSM? Lu Xian: My interest has been suppressed. Wen Yu: Not at all, and I won't let him be interested in it either. 80. If the other person suddenly stopped wanting your body, what would you do? Lu Xian: I hardly ever ask for it. Wen Yu: He's probably sick. 81. What do you think of rape? Lu Xian: It's a way of expressing love. (Some Dous: You're shameless, and so poetic about it.) Wen Yu: It should be punishable by death. 82. What's the most painful thing about sex? Lu Xian: Nothing so far. Wen Yu: He bites me like an animal. 83. Of all the places you've had sex so far, which was the most exciting and nerve-racking? Lu Xian: In a changing room at the mall. She was half resisting and half giving in, covering her mouth so she wouldn't cry out... Wen Yu: You dare to talk about that! 84. Has the bottom ever taken the initiative to seduce the top? Lu Xian: She seduces me with her eyes every day. Wen Yu: Mm, he's never succeeded. Me? If I had, do you think I'd tell you? 85. What did the top look like then? Lu Xian: Very surprised and delighted. Wen Yu: Like a bamboo-copter sprouted from his head and he was about to fly away. 86. Has the top ever forced the bottom? Lu Xian: It happened before, but I wouldn't dare now. Wen Yu: (fiercely) Every day! 87. How did the bottom react then? Lu Xian: Half resisting, half welcoming it. Wen Yu: Looking for a knife. 88. What is your ideal partner for sex? Lu Xian: Wen Yu, my wife. (Some Dous: We know, we know. No need to emphasize that she's your wife.) Wen Yu: Lu Xian with a little self-control. Lu Xian: You think I don't have enough self-control already? 89. Does your partner meet your ideal? Lu Xian: I've never had an ideal. There's only her. (Some Dous: Every now and then, Mr. Lu actually says something decent.) Wen Yu: He doesn't, but he's still the one I want. 90. Have you ever used sex toys? Lu Xian: Sometimes. Wen Yu: I refuse, but it makes no difference. 91. When did you have sex for the first time? Lu Xian: Next question. Wen Yu: I was 17 when some scumbag raped me. 92. Was the person you were with then your current lover? Lu Xian: Next question. Wen Yu: What do you think? 93. Where do you most like to be kissed? Lu Xian: Forget it. The place I want most is somewhere she won't kiss. Wen Yu: How do you know? Lu Xian: Really? You would? Let's go home and try right now. We can even do it in the car! Wen Yu: I was lying. 94. Where do you most like to kiss your partner? Lu Xian: Her nipples. Wen Yu: Shut up! 95. What can you do during sex that most pleases the other person? Lu Xian: Be gentle and kiss her... there. Wen Yu: Just touching him is enough to satisfy him. 96. What do you think about during sex? Lu Xian: Again. Wen Yu: He's already asleep. 97. How many times do you have sex in one night? Lu Xian: The more, the better. Wen Yu: At most, once. 98. During sex, do you take your clothes off yourself, or does the other person help you? Lu Xian: I take them off myself. Wen Yu: He only tears them off haphazardly. I'd rather do it myself. 99. What is sex to you? Lu Xian: Food. Wen Yu: A little something to spice up life. If he's happy, I'm happy too. 100. Say one thing to your lover. Lu Xian: Can I have a reprieve tonight? Wen Yu: I'm pregnant, silly! Theme: