Sasuke, You Woodenhead [Crossover]

A delicate girl with persecutory delusions x the hottest Uchiha around . Even if I killed myself, I couldn't escape the fate of being pursued and used. When I opened my eyes again, I saw blood everywhere. The person who claimed to be my older brother said he wanted to test his own abilities. "So you're the one who wants to kill me this time." I took his sword, stabbed myself with it, and peacefully closed my eyes. Uchiha Itachi: !!! What do I do if my little brother has gone crazy?! . Why am I forced to switch bodies with tsundere Sasuke every day?! Sasuke: Hey, you're bleeding again! Female lead: Please go to the coffin I prepared for you. I'm begging you, I don't want anyone to see me die from losing too much blood because of my period. Notes: 1. I'm ruining the childhood hero, but I will always love Sasuke. 2. The female lead has persecutory delusions, and I've added some personal details. Please let me give Sasuke's second uncle a sweet, youthful boy-girl romance. Theme: As long as I'm with you, I'll never have a worry.