That day, I was bringing a love-filled breakfast to the guy I had a crush on when a [Jinjiang Content Review System] was suddenly forcibly installed in me.
As I handed him the breakfast, a voice rang out in my head. My hand trembled, and I accidentally touched the back of his hand...
That damn "skin-to-skin contact" made me spit up blood on the spot!
At the same time, a frantic System warning rang in my head: Forbidden! Forbidden! No contact below the neck!!!
What the hell???
From then on, my life changed completely.
I hugged my guy best friend, whom I hadn't seen in ages...
System: Warning! Contact below the neck!
I crunched on a crisp cucumber...
System: Warning! Suggestive imagery!
Sometimes I would be walking down the street and suddenly spit up blood for no reason...
System: Warning! Sexual innuendo!
I just don't get it: How can walking have any sexual innuendo at all???
System: The male lead is looking at the gift you gave him and getting distracted by lust. That's sexual innuendo.
Me: ??? What the hell is a male lead???
System: He's not a ghost. He's the man you've had a crush on for three years, and the man you'll spend the rest of your life with.
A crush for three years...
Oh, Yan You...
I think I should pick a different male lead. If I keep coughing up blood like this, I won't just fail to spend my life with him. I might die halfway through...
System: Ding! Generating new male lead...
Ding! New male lead, Shao Mo. Ascetic, a germaphobe, and dislikes and keeps his distance from all female creatures. He meets the Host's survival needs.
Me: That's not just a good fit, that's tailor-made for me! He's the male lead now!
[The main story will be told in third person.]
[It should be a lighthearted, sweet romance, with a groveling-after-the-breakup setup.]
[Here's a sample of the groveling-after-the-breakup setup.]
Yan You was absolutely certain that Luo Qingya was just playing hard to get. He even bet his friend: "At most a week. She'll be back with those love-filled breakfasts sooner or later."
His friend laughed. "A week? I bet she won't even last three days!"
Three days later, Yan You and his friend saw Luo Qingya coming and going from the library with Shao Mo...
His friend: "It's okay, she hasn't brought Shao Mo a love-filled breakfast..."
Yan You: "..."
A week later, Yan You and his friend saw Luo Qingya going to Shao Mo's place...
His friend: "It's okay..."
Yan You: "How is that okay? This is a disaster!"
Jinjiang Content Review System notice: High school students are forbidden from dating.
The high school portion of this story is purely the kids amusing themselves, like little chickens pecking at each other. Under the System's supervision, no boundaries will be crossed.
[One last disclaimer: I'm really not trying to make the Jinjiang Content Review System look bad. But if you're writing a story, you have to exaggerate the review system. Otherwise, if you write more realistic forbidden content, it really will fail review. So I can only make up an even stricter System to make writing the story easier. Thanks for understanding _(:з"∠)_]
Theme: There is no absolute freedom. Even in shackles, you can still dance with style.
