Your Majesty, He Is No Longer a Human Being.

Copywriting: Yun Zhiyue, an unpopular prince from a small country in Western Xinjiang, was conspired by his father and brother to pay tribute to the new emperor of the Chen Kingdom as a male favorite. In order to be free, he reached an agreement with the emperor. At first, the emperor was serious: I will never touch you. Later, the Dog Emperor began to threaten: Believe it or not, I will let you sleep with me? Yun Zhiyue worked hard for freedom, but slowly discovered that the dog emperor was actually a little bit cute. "Presumptuous! Believe it or not, I—" "Let me sleep with you?" The dog suddenly blushed. —————————— Wuyu, a small country, sent Fu Chongguang a "beauty". The beauty is really beautiful, but she is male. Fu Chongguang: I heard that he can give birth. I'm a little curious, but I can't say. I'm a serious person. Later, Fu Chongguang wrote "Analysis on the Benefits and Feasibility of Letting Yun Zhiyue Sleep with Me" in a small notebook—— I am no longer a human being. How can being a human being be as important as my wife? On the surface, she is well-behaved and obedient, but in reality, she is a flirtatious little fox of pure desire without knowing it. On the surface, he is calm and ascetic, but he is actually a straight man (?) Who is self-defeating. Note: 1. 1V1, giving birth to children in the later stage, please be cautious if you are an extremely clean person, please see the second article. 2. When Shou was young, he dressed as a woman and regarded Bai Yueguang as his elder brother. Later, he would know that he was Gong. In Gong's harem, there were beauties sent by envoys, but they were just decorations, without any ambiguity, and they would be dismissed. (I think it is both physical and mental purity) 3. I'm so tired. How can I get so many minefields to clear? Isn't he just a sweet writer~ 4. I don't know what other people are angry about. Please ask in the comment area. 5. 72 Hours/60% anti-theft, 6 days off and 1 day off, Friday is the day off. If there are other special circumstances, a leave request will be issued. 2021.4.11 Modified on November 7, 2021 ————Pre-received for collection———— "I became famous after it was officially announced that I was married and had a baby" Copywriting: New actor Ye Yunqing, who had just started to show signs of becoming popular, was deeply involved in a house collapse scandal due to a video of a cute baby calling him daddy and a high-profile photo of a man with a luxury car at a night party. At this moment, the new actor Cheng Jingyao posted on Weibo: @: The luxury car is mine, the child is mine, and @ is also mine - my lover since childhood. [Picture: Childhood photo + marriage certificate] Fans of the actor who were enjoying their meal were shocked to hear that their house collapsed:? ? ? Elder brother! If you are kidnapped, just blink! A week later, the couple appeared on a live home variety show with the little Zai Zai who was photographed. The little Zaizai has beady lips, red lips and white teeth. She holds a bottle and slurps her round face, then smiles at the camera, revealing a pair of sweet dimples. Fans: Ahhhhhhhh I'm gone, I'm gone! Please give birth to two more of you! Cheng Jingyao & Ye Yunqing: Although, it really wasn't born between us! When asked why he was on the show, Zaizai said to the camera with a sweet voice: "I hope everyone won't say bad things about my dad. My dad is not Neptune. He agreed to marry his big daddy when he was three years old!" Ye Yun blushed and quickly took Zaizai away. Cheng Jingyao: Sorry, my husband is shy. Fans: Damn! What's the matter with sweet nosebleeds? ! [Shameless and skinless pampering wife, crazy attack + beautiful and cold male god in the prosperous age + invincible and cute little Zaizai in the universe = a happy family] Please collect~ Intention: Self-reliance and self-improvement, change destiny