After Entering Xiuxianwen, I Just Want Salted Fish

Copywriting: Cheng Jieyu transforms into the cannon fodder of the same name in Danmei's Cultivation of Immortality novel. The original owner who looked exactly like him was weak and weak, and he was the fattest he had been three years ago. The original owner of Xiaopang'er is obsessed with the "handsome and extraordinary" Zhuma Senior Brother. He is so jealous that the protagonist suffers from the sky. The plot fails and he is offline early. Yan Kongcheng met the senior brother in the rain, and he thought to himself: "Original master, are you blind?" You are a Lamborghini, what kind of bike do you want? ! Does he deserve the bicycle? He decided to abandon his "bicycle" and find a quiet place to be alone and beautiful - mainly because he was afraid of death. After thinking about it, only the uncle who was blind, useless, and had a bad temper was the cleanest place, and no one was willing to go there. Only when I met my uncle did I know: Be good! It turns out that Uncle Master is truly stunning! Uncle Master's eyebrows, eyes, nose, lips and jawline, his long fingers and long legs, everything is perfect! There is a senior uncle here, and what is going on with the senior brother? ! Uncle Juese is good at everything, but he thinks he is weak and weak, so he urges him to practice hard. Cheng Jieyu made a sad face: But I don't want to become an immortal, wouldn't it be nice to be a salted fish? Uncle Master threw out bait one: You can become beautiful if you practice it. Cheng Jieyu's heart moved: Xiu Xiu Xiu! Just fix it as you say! Later: Uncle Master threw out bait two: What if I ascend in the future? Cheng Jieyu: That won't work! Don't even think about starting chaos and finally giving up! (Bushi… Isn't it just cultivating immortality? Isn't it good for him to cultivate? However, why did my cultivation level improve by leaps and bounds if I wasn't careful? [Although the copywriting is nonsense, the text is genuine text] Warm little sun·Lotte sand sculpture facial control vs. Mobile cold storage·cold, paranoid and affectionate attack Highlight demining 1. Shameless person who is controlled by his appearance, has a strange brain, has the attribute of being a group favorite, and is not a heartthrob. 2. The character is not perfect and the shortcomings are obvious. If you don't like it, we will meet again by fate. 3. Focus on sand sculpture healing, never serious cultivation of immortality, not a cool article about upgrading. 4. The direction of this article is different from the plot of the original book. There are many private settings but the text is sweet. 5. It's not attack and control, it's not control, it's not dog-licking. Those who have preferences should be careful. 6. 1V1 HE is unwavering 2020.02.22 Digging, 2020.10.28 Modification —— Modern article series: "I became famous after it was officially announced that I was married and had a baby" The parallel world in front of the book, the story of the cub stage and the two fathers Copywriting: New actor Ye Yunqing, who had just started to show signs of becoming popular, was deeply involved in a house collapse scandal due to a video of a cute baby calling him daddy and a high-profile photo of a man with a luxury car at a night party. At this moment, the new actor Cheng Jingyao posted on Weibo: @: The luxury car is mine, the child is mine, and @ is also mine - my lover since childhood. [Picture: Childhood photo + marriage certificate] Fans of the actor who were eating melons were shocked to hear that their house collapsed: ⊙o⊙? ? ? Brother, if you are kidnapped, just blink! A week later, Mr. And Mrs. Ye Jing took the photographed little Zai Zai on a live home variety show. The little Zaizai has beady lips, red lips and white teeth. She holds a bottle and slurps her round face, then smiles at the camera, revealing a pair of sweet dimples. Fans: Ahhhhhhhh I'm gone, I'm gone! I beg Ye Jing and his wife to have two more children! Cheng Jingyao & Ye Yunqing: Although, it really wasn't born between us! When asked why he was on the show, Zaizai said to the camera with a sweet voice: "I hope everyone won't say bad things about my little daddy. My little daddy is not Neptune. He agreed to marry his big daddy when he was three years old!" Ye Yun blushed lightly and quickly took Zaizai away. Cheng Jingyao: Sorry, my husband is shy. Fans: Damn! What's the matter with sweet nosebleeds? ! [Shameless and skinless pampering wife, crazy attack + beautiful and cold male god in the prosperous age + warm and soft and cute little cub = happy family] [Please move to the column to collect it~] Purpose: You can't just pursue the beauty of the outside. Only by adhering to the truth, kindness and beauty in your heart can you be truly beautiful.