The moment Che Muxi opens her eyes, the whole world has turned fantastical. There are eerie sea demons, loyal dragonbone warriors, handsome and bloodthirsty winged birds, and sinister arrows that are always aimed at her heart. Every day brings a new discovery. She falls silent, turns twisted, and finally explodes.
The sea demon earnestly tempts her: The seawater isn't salty. Drink it to live longer and cure every illness.
Che Muxi stands on the shore, hopping back and forth: If you can so much as touch me, I'll drink seawater upside down today.
The dragonbone warrior earnestly advises her: I am the strongest in this age. Sign a contract with me, and rule the world.
Che Muxi weaves her spiritual energy into a little rainbow butterfly: Good boy, Daddy's big boy. Go play nicely over there.
The winged bird earnestly promises: Heaven destined us for each other. Let us be together forever and share eternal life.
Che Muxi: Your values are truly shabby. I'll pass.
Mo Qingyang earnestly takes a step back: Stay away from me.
Che Muxi earnestly takes a big step forward: The sooner you fall for me, the sooner you'll be on your way to the crematorium.
Theme: Love life and revere all living things.
Oh, Chapter 2 is much, much better.
Chemuxi: Oh, I can't do it anymore! Hey~ I lied to you
If I hadn't seen them both jumping off the building. I thought a couple of lala were born in the first chapter