Also known as The Dog Got Fat, So Let's Butcher It. The owner builds a career, while the dog makes idols. The male lead competes on PD202, then goes solo.
Featuring: Wanna One, Min Orange, Mino, Zico, Simon D, Gray, GD, Jackson, Zhong Chenle, and others.
Please add my upcoming stories to your reading list: [Showbiz] Cute Creatures Refuse to Be Sold, [Showbiz] Two Has-Beens Meet and Get Trolled. A friend’s story is recommended at the bottom~
Blurb:
Lian Cheng opened his eyes and went from being a guqin performer to an underage "orphan" in a neighboring country, with only a troublemaking husky by his side.
By chance, he was signed as a trainee by an unknown small agency. His chaotic life in a foreign land was about to begin.
But can someone tell him what kind of radar this dog has installed? Every time it escapes, it manages to drag an idol back with it...
There's a saying in the fan community: You don't deserve to be famous unless Lian Cheng's dog drags you home. The greeting goes: Has your idol been dragged away by a dog today?
Trainee Lian Cheng's daily face-slapping routine:
Haters: This guy used to wear a ** school uniform and pretend to be a top student, but people from that school exposed him, saying he never went there. Then on livestream, he gave up and said he was only middle of the pack in his class. Lol.
Lian Cheng's deskmate: Lian Cheng goes to Seoul High School. As everyone knows, Class One is the best class in every grade. Draw your own conclusions.
Haters: He didn't even dance in the initial assessment and still got an A. His singing is just okay. He's obviously the show's favorite.
1M Studio: Anyone questioning our Xiao Liancheng's dancing skills? Check out CC from three years ago. We recommend it~
Haters: He's so ridiculous, claiming he can play the Chinese guqin, kkkkk. We can't tell how well he's playing anyway, so he can say whatever he wants.
Guqin lead performer at the Central Chinese Orchestra: This young man is very talented. We welcome you to study in China if you get the chance.
Haters: Damn it! Someone else can be a hater! I'm done!
New dog owner's daily routine: go to school, practice the guqin, stomp on the husky's head.
After becoming a trainee, Lian Cheng's daily routine: go to school, train, stomp on the husky's head.
After debuting, Lian Cheng's daily routine: make money, face-slap the haters, stomp on the husky's head.
P.S. Cute pets bring healing, and life is a chaotic mess.
The owner builds a career, while the dog makes idols.
Reader's Guide:
1. This is a parallel universe. Don't get hung up on what the butterfly effect may have changed.
2. The names are sound-alikes. Those who know, know. You can still enjoy the story even if you don't recognize them.
3. Read for fun. If it's not to your taste, please click the X.
4. Peace and love. Don't argue.
Upcoming story: [Showbiz] Cute Creatures Refuse to Be Sold
Blurb:
A mysterious comfort shop for cute creatures has opened in Seoul. It caters to entertainers and staff in the high-pressure showbiz industry. The shop is small, but has plenty of rules.
Shop manager: Zheng Jingyi (former screenwriter)
Staff: All kinds of cute creatures who work by acting adorable, begging for attention, and rolling around, including but not limited to cats, dogs, chinchillas, hamsters, and little white rabbits...
Shop rules:
1. You must work in an industry related to showbiz.
2. You must be introduced by an existing customer.
3. The cute creatures are busy, and their schedules are tight. Make an appointment in advance.
4. Any action that harms a cute creature is forbidden. Anyone caught will be exposed through surveillance footage.
5. The cute creatures in the shop are not for sale.
Little scene:
A pure white Samoyed curled up on the bay window, watching two female idols in the distance cuddling two munchkin cats and a lop-eared rabbit as they watched a TV show. The two cute creatures were exceptionally well-behaved, their eyes fixed on the screen with the same focus as humans.
The Samoyed's snowy paw nudged the sugar glider nestled by its belly. "Hey! Little mouse, those two beauties make us watch TV with them every time they come. Can't they watch at home?"
The sugar glider's little foot kicked the dog's belly, but it didn't hurt at all. "Idiot! Say that again! I'm not a mouse!"
Their commotion disturbed the cat and the lop-eared rabbit, who had been watching TV with rapt attention. They were used to this.
The munchkin cat shifted into a lazy sprawl. "No wonder their monthly sales are always at the bottom..."
The lop-eared rabbit picked up its own ears and rubbed them twice. "I can't figure out how those two childish idiots passed Jingyi's interview..."
Waiting in the queue: [Showbiz] Two Has-Beens Meet and Get Trolled: An unofficial member of the police force working odd jobs in showbiz
Blurb:
Shi Yu had never met anyone in showbiz more obscure than himself, until he met Song Ji in a dance studio...
An actor and an idol, each obscure in their own way, are forced to team up by a System that hates evil. From then on, they go further and further down the path of becoming little guardians of justice in showbiz, eventually making it big.
The duo team up to complete missions, including but not limited to: "Dismantle an illegal loan-sharking ring operating on a theater school's campus," "Expose unscrupulous entertainers grooming minors through PUA tactics," "Debunk a celebrity's fake academic credentials and research," and "Fight off criminals on a bus and save a bus full of innocent passengers," among others...
After being publicly commended by the authorities for countless good deeds, big and small, the two finally get the recognition they deserve for their hidden talents. People exclaim: [With these all-around singing, dancing, and rapping skills! With that acting talent! With that character! For the Shi Yu x Song Ji pairing not to get famous would defy all reason! Thank you, Officer!]
Later, a saying spreads through showbiz: [Point at anyone and they'll get exposed. The Shi Yu x Song Ji pairing is a walking scandal detector. Get yours today!]
(A silly comedy at heart, with no real-life inspirations. Please don't associate it with anyone.)
Song Ji has spent years playing supporting roles beyond the third male lead on screen. Every character is memorable, but he never becomes famous. In the end, he accepts his mentor's invitation to return to his alma mater as a counselor and live the life of a couch potato.
Shi Yu debuted in first place on a talent show three years ago. He could sing and dance well, but the show was investigated for vote-rigging, and the group disbanded as soon as it debuted.
Song Ji is the gong x Shi Yu is the shou
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Theme: Owners and pets love each other and help each other heal
N brush it! When will the new article be published?
Great~~ I found out the day before that I was starting to chase it, and today I got the limited offer, so happy
Baby, do you want to learn metaphysics first or are you stupid? I want to learn metaphysics.
When will the new article be published?
I really want to read the book on metaphysics
When does metaphysics start?
Finished the chase, it's great hahahahaha
Finished spreading flowers, thanking Liancheng and wuli xiantoubao for accompanying them all the way
I won 19 Jinjiang coins, but I don't have a blanket, so I'm not happy.
Xiao Liancheng, congratulations on the completion, woo hoo