July 14: Boss, Captain Squalo says he'll buy you some premium beef tenderloin as soon as you finish signing these papers.
XANXUS: July 14, get your ass out there and find that piece of trash, Shark! Or you'll be going straight to hell!
July 14: I'll go find Lord Bel right away.
July 14: Captain, once you finish these missions, the Boss won't blow his top. Trust me.
Squalo: July 14, you and that bastard Boss can both go to hell!
July 14: Captain, you'd be sad if the Boss died. If I died, Mammon would take all my money.
July 14: Darling, the Captain says he'll give you a bonus if you kill these people. What? You don't trust me? Fine, I'll go tell the idiot prince where you keep your bankbook.
Mammon: Little Four, if you dare say a word, I'll tell Squalo you swindled him out of another ten thousand euros on your last mission.
July 14: Darling, don't tell me you didn't take a cent of that ten thousand euros. Then explain why only four thousand euros showed up in my account.
July 14: Don't call me July 74. It really bothers me... What? You're giving me the bonus from this mission? Well, call me whatever you like. I don't mind.
Bel: Hehehehe! July 74 has gotten as greedy as Mammon! This prince never said I was giving you a bonus.
July 14: Doesn't matter. The Boss told me to go to hell, so I came to see you.
July 14: Uncle, the Boss says to come back to headquarters for dinner.
Levi: Number 14, if you try to steal the Boss from me, you'll die!
July 14: Uncle, my name isn't Number 14, and I'm not trying to steal your Boss...
July 14: Big Sis Lussuria, why are you still wasting time with these people? Hurry up, or all the handsome guys will be gone. The Boss is about to blow his top.
Lussuria: Oh my~ Little Seven, wait a moment~ And help me keep the handsome guys with great bodies around, will you~
July 14: Don't worry, Big Sis Lussuria. I'll save all the ones with great bodies for you. I only want the handsome faces.
And so began the life of little cannon-fodder July 14 in the world of the Varia.
The author doesn't read the official novels, so most of this story is pure fiction.
If anything seems familiar, feel free to ignore it.
This isn't a collaborative work. It's the unfortunate Shang Zi's new story.
That's all.
A character profile of July 14, given to Shang Zi by dear Guozi-v-
You could actually read it as an encyclopedia...
Begin to understand. . . . . Tell me, encyclopedia. . . . .
I turned into sand in the air like a demon. . . . So confused. . . . Come on~Tsundere and hurt Zisang~ Waiting for your update. . . . . . . . Well. . . . So unrealistic. . . . . When will you update? Hey!
No Fran... Crying
Don't be a trap, it will make you feel inferior. . . . . .
Damn, when will you update?!!!!
It is healthier for others to have Lei Lei, but it is healthier for you to be literary and artistic.
Although there is only a computer screen between us. But they are far apart. However, I can feel your heartbeat. The pounding rhythm makes me intoxicated. You say you love me and I want to tell you - I love you too. You said we would be there forever and I want to tell you - we would be there until the end of time. Your soft words are saturated with your love, and my thick replies are also saturated with my feelings. If you're awkward, I'll take the initiative. If you are sad, I will comfort you. You cry and I am sad. From the moment I was born, I was destined to meet you. I met you who is so considerate and silently caring about me. And fate has destined that you and I will be together forever, with our fingers intertwined until the end of time. You said you were a little transparent and I said I was too. I said you love me I said I love you too. You said you would like to get to know Ya, who is cooperating with me. I said yes. ... Everything has been predestined a long time ago. In this life, my heart only belongs to you. And your love will penetrate my insides. It runs through the whole body like poison. I can't imagine life without you. You are like air, surrounding me at all times. Sometimes I don't care, but when I find you are not there, I will be anxious, helpless and even unable to survive. I'm very lucky. Because I have you. Your words, your love, and everything you have are my life. I regard them all as treasures... In my eyes you are always making trouble. Every time I want to kiss you, you always say that you are a scumbag and no one can kiss you. But I know your face was already red by then. You are so cute that I can't let go. When I don't have you, I don't have myself. It's hard to survive when you're so lost. Love is not just a simple word, but also a mood. It's like the feeling of eating chocolate: sweet, thick and lingering. Please tell me how can I forget you and how can I stop loving you? The most sincere feelings people have when they have no utilitarian interests. And you and I have that kind of sincere relationship. I dare say your term with me is the end of time. I have the courage to admit that I love you. So, my dear, can you also take the initiative to say that you love me? Every night I see your face in my mind. Your gentle words put me at ease. I have lost my self since I met you. When I'm sad, I'm thinking of you. I want to tell you that I'm crying and I'm sad. Can you tell me that you love me? When I am happy, I am thinking of you. I want to tell you that I am happy. Can you tell me that you love me? Treating you so awkwardly, saying "I love you" has become a luxury in my life. Everything about you is everything in my heart. I want to see you lean on my shoulder and say you love me. I want to see you flipping your hair and saying you love me. I want to see you touch my lips and say you love me. These are my dreams. When you tell me you love me, I will die with no regrets. There is always a film between us. A membrane to prevent embarrassment. Whenever I express my feelings, you will change the topic here and there. But I know your heart is warm. Because we are connected. I can feel your emotions. Can you tell me frankly that you love me too... No one will believe that there is an end to time. Then we will maintain our love until the end of time. I don't envy either heaven or earth. I just want to listen to your voice and look at your figure from afar. Why do you make me so intoxicated. My heart aches when you say you love someone else. Why can't you just be mine? ... Maybe I'm too greedy. How can you be so good and so cute that you only belong to me. I laughed at my own ignorance. That love is the throbbing of the heart. I want to say that I really love you... If I were to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be the end of time. I really love you...
Sure enough, LZ said that I was just making up the words. LZ, you better hurry up or you will let Yunquegen challenge you ORZ...
The God of Death enters the scene =3=
The writing style is really cute>///<