[Crossover] Mary Sue Says NO Like There's No Tomorrow

Kazama Ryu, a clerk at an organization responsible for maintaining the stable operation of the world, is currently in the middle of a glorious resignation.

Unfortunately, the moment he stepped out of the resignation channel, a Mary Sue System showed up uninvited, turning his triumphant return home into a magical-girl transformation scene.

After refusing the System to no avail, Kazama Ryu rolled up his sleeves and instantly shaved his long, rainbow-colored hair down to a bald head.

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Then, relying on his inability to feel pain and the fact that all his wounds automatically healed at midnight, he happily strolled through the middle of a gunfight, intent on letting loose.

Chuya Nakahara: ...

After completely letting loose, Kazama Ryu thought he could return to his hometown with help from his former employer. But he never expected...

Former employer: "Sorry, but your timing was a little too coincidental. You'll have to wait until the world finishes its main storyline before you can leave."

All sorts of outrageous things he'd done over the past year immediately flashed through Kazama Ryu's mind.

Help! How do you explain to people who all think you're crazy that you're actually a normal person? Answers needed urgently!

Theme: You don't need to rely on anyone else's light to live your own life.