Everyone knows that players are a bunch of invisible "Class-A war criminals."
They plunder villages, often ransacking every treasure in an entire village. (Players: Aaaah, everything in these chests is mine!)
They pillage and slaughter, leaving no survivors wherever they go. (Players: Kill, kill, kill! Don't get in the way of my leveling up!)
They have no shame. One moment they're swearing eternal love, the next they're asking someone else to sleep with them! (Players: If an NPC can be romanced, I won't let a single one get away.)
They are unfit to be parents, even forgetting their children's names. (Players: Wait, how many kids did I have? And which one was my wife again?)
They betray their people and toy with the kingdom. (Players: Ah, I've finished the game and I'm bored. Let's cause some trouble.)
They've lost all humanity and gone completely mad! (Players: Hmm, I kind of want to see what it looks like when the universe's civilizations are wiped out~)
So it's time they got what they deserve :)
Ying Bao: ...Why are there so many people, and I just had to be the one picked?
Damn it! Why am I never this lucky when I'm playing games? (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
Also, I'm kind of freaking out right now. H-help... (T▽T)
Theme: People should have the courage to take responsibility