A Guide to Treating Pheromone Allergies

A huge piece of news has been making the rounds at No. 17 High School lately: the terrifying school bully, Qin Shaoyou, is back! The students excitedly discuss the legendary feats of this school bully from his student days: causing every omega at school to go into heat when he presented, taking on ten troublemaking thugs by himself, dating dozens of omegas at once, and so on. Qin Shaoyou, lifting weights in the PE department: ...I just want to be an ordinary PE teacher. Teacher Jiang Yan from the Chinese department across the hall appears to set the record straight: I don't know about the rest, but the day he presented, he definitely didn't make every omega at school lose control of their pheromones. I was the only victim :-) Years ago, through a twist of fate, Jiang Yan was admitted to a teacher-training college that only accepted betas. Thanks to his superb acting skills, he barely managed to graduate. He never expected his fake-beta life to hit a snag in his very first month on the job-- After casually helping an alpha student who was presenting in the gym, Jiang Yan became allergic to the student's pheromones. With his face bright red, he hid in the bathroom and gave himself an injection of suppressants, only to be mocked by the steel-hearted student, apparently destined to be single forever: "Teacher, your face looks like a pig's head." Even more suffocatingly, four years later, the alpha student who had nearly blown Jiang Yan's cover came back as his colleague. To improve school discipline and crack down on young love, No. 17 High School established a special investigation team to patrol places where students were likely to date, such as Lovers' Slope and the woods. The director of the Student Affairs Office even made a stern declaration: "Catch one couple, punish one couple." However, after staking out the woods for three days and three nights, the director of the Student Affairs Office only caught two teachers looking disheveled. The director roared: "Teacher Qin! Teacher Jiang! Please be mindful of your conduct!" Reader's guide: ABO, seme-centric, a fluffy romance with no regard for logic. Warning: Younger seme, 22; uke, 26. [IMPORTANT] The seme and uke do not have a teacher-student relationship. [Bonus Scene 1] The members of No. 17 High School's track team noticed that Coach Qin always disappeared for about an hour each day. Then they spotted him beneath the window of Class 3, Grade 11, transformed into a lovesick statue. Inside the classroom, Teacher Jiang held a book and recited loudly: "When golden wind meets sweet dew, their union surpasses countless moments in the world." Outside the window, Teacher Qin looked utterly entranced. The track team members were about to comfort their coach, whom they assumed was pining for someone alone, when the bell rang. Teacher Jiang walked out of the classroom, handed his insulated cup to Teacher Qin, and smiled. "It must be hard training the students. Have some goji berry tea." Track team: Sorry to interrupt. Turns out we're the clowns here. [Bonus Scene 2] A post appeared on the front page of a well-known AO forum: Help! My wife is allergic to my pheromones. What should I do? First reply: Fight poison with poison. Kiss more and it'll be fine. The poster replied: Great, thanks, bro! I'll give it a try! The replies below were unanimous: Don't listen to him! The last guy who tried that has two meters of grass growing on his grave! Three months later, the poster returned and sent the first commenter a generous red envelope: Tested it myself, it works! Thanks so much, bro! Theme: Love means choosing each other.