The Little Ancestor of the Mountain God Is Three and a Half [Metaphysics]

Rumor has it that Ji Jing, a down-and-out, washed-up entertainer, took a spot on a psychic variety show just to get his face on camera. A celebrity telling fortunes? What a joke. The haters came swarming. They all settled in to watch the livestream, ready to launch an all-out online attack. - Ji Jing's company got him a spot on a psychic variety show. His family had been a lineage of Celestial Masters for generations, but in reality, he knew nothing about fortune-telling. To avoid paying a huge breach-of-contract fee, he could only grit his teeth and livestream his fortune-telling. "Your birth chart is auspicious, your wealth is flourishing, and you've got a great face!" The person having their fortune told gave a disdainful smile. "That's it?" Just as Ji Jing was being publicly mocked and didn't know how to save face... "There's more~" came a soft, babyish voice from beside the camera. "Your forehead is dark, your nasolabial folds are deep, and the corners of your mouth droop. You're headed for bad luck. Dear grandchild, did you forget what I taught you again?" The haters: Dear grandchild? We never heard Ji Jing had a grandmother. The next moment. A little girl with her hair in tiny buns and a short skirt climbed onto Ji Jing's lap. She sat properly, pressing her little hands against her skirt. The haters exploded. : He calls a little kid Grandma? : Ha! This is a pretty good way to grab attention. : What a has-been. Ji Jing ignored the comments and hugged Ji Yuanyuan close, sighing helplessly. "Great-Grandma, sit still so you don't fall." The netizens didn't believe it. He didn't want to believe it either. But the girl in his arms really was his great-great-aunt. Her past deeds, if brought to light, could still shock the world. The fortune-teller's face darkened. "You say I'm headed for bad luck, so that makes it true? What's the point of letting a little kid scam people?" Ji Yuanyuan puffed up her cheeks like a pufferfish. "That's not all. You have Huaxia's bones but a Japanese person's skin. These days, we call that kind of face..." Remembering the anti-Japanese dramas she'd watched recently, she covered her mouth with a little hand and widened her eyes in mock surprise. "Oh, so you're... a traitor!" Fortune-teller: !!! Ji Yuanyuan counted on her fingers and said with a troubled expression, "In three hours, he'll sell the intelligence he's gathered. If that happens, it'll affect Huaxia's national fortune. Officer Su, make sure you catch the bad guy!" The haters grew even more scornful. "A traitor? What a joke." "Is this fake?" "Ji Jing really has fallen off. Now he has to use stunts like this to get views." "Nonsense. Even a Celestial Master of my standing from the Shangqing Sect can't tell fortunes in that much detail. Don't let some little kid make things up and wrong an innocent person." "That little girl is only three or four, right? She hasn't even learned to behave and she's already out here lying? Ji Jing should spend more time teaching the kid." Not long afterward. The police released an alert. Regarding the widely discussed case involving a certain Mr. Wang, he had been arrested for excessively collecting Huaxia intelligence and obtaining secrets from Huaxia research institutes. Netizens: Incredible! Netizens: Poor Mr. Wang. Who could have guessed that a simple fortune-telling session would expose him as a traitor? That day, the psychic program's viewership exploded, and netizens fought their way in to see three-year-old fortune-teller Ji Yuanyuan. : Big star Ji, could you move aside? You're blocking my view of the little great-aunt's face. : Sure, sure, big star. Just let the little great-aunt tell my fortune, and you can have any resources you want. : Little great-aunt, I just got our grandson a shoot with Ji Fanxi. What do you think? Ji Jing, who hadn't had any publicity for a year, was left dazed when calls came pouring in from top directors and big-name stars offering him roles and collaborations. Other people relied on rich women to get resources. Had he become a top-tier star thanks to his three-and-a-half-year-old great-great-aunt? Theme: Be self-reliant, independent, and love yourself