You: "I'm not from the Abyss Order. I'm a follower of the Dendro Archon."
Kaeya gave you a knowing smile. "Do you really think I'd believe that?"
You: "No, I really am a follower of the Dendro Archon. I love my god with all my heart. I worship her so much that I bring up her name at every opportunity, like this."
You pointed at the dark-skinned young man, specifically his chest. "Dendro, you're so slutty."
Kaeya's smile froze: ...
You: "By the Dendro Archon, can I touch your perky butt?"
The Cavalry Captain drew his sword. "...Behave yourself!"
Kaeya pairing, original female protagonist named Bika. Welcome to the Mondstadt comedy routine she brings us.
A witty, smooth-talking lady who starts fires but never puts them out, and a dark-skinned, blue-haired, eyepatch-wearing Cavalry Captain who falls victim to her advances
Theme: People are free, and so are their hearts
