Please collect the next book "Becoming famous by touching bones in a love variety show", the copy is at the bottom
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Copywriting of this article:
Yun Zheng was originally a genius summoner of Xuanmen, but he suddenly became a low-down little bitch in the entertainment industry. She has no money in her pocket, her rent is in arrears, and even acting as a side character can attract negative information. The popular star of the same drama even makes things difficult for her.
Yunzheng: ... Don't panic, I have the summoning technique.
Later, the popular little flower came to the door and said that her cat had been missing for several days.
With a handful of cat hair, Yun Zhan appeared three days later holding the cat.
The popular little flower transferred 2 million without saying a word and recommended Yun Zheng to star in a new drama.
As soon as the news of participating in the show came out, fans from all walks of life were scolded.
Netizen A: Which 80th-level artist is this person called Yun Shizhan?
Fan of the original novel: Is Ning Ye worthy of the most beautiful woman in the world, the male protagonist Bai Yueguang? I'm not saying that, in my heart, no one can play this role!
Netizen B: Everyone, please leave. I'll just leave this here and I won't say much more about the drama that is definitely bad.
After the results were broadcast, Yunzheng received three hot searches in one day, and the barrage turned into a large-scale fragrance scene.
Male fan: Damn it! Is it too late for me to take back what I said before? This is simply Bai Yueguang's original light, wuwuwu, can brother compete with Bai Yueguang?
Female fan: I can do this cold, alienated, world-weary face again!
Passerby fan: I watched one episode and went straight to it. She lay there and did nothing. I can watch 800 episodes.
The popularity of the film skyrocketed across the Internet, and Yun Zheng smiled and said: It's just his true character.
When participating in a zoo variety show, the old MC deliberately made things difficult and arranged for Yun Zhan to clean the cage.
Facing the chaos on the ground, Yunzheng remained motionless.
Audience: If you feel dirty and tired, don't agree to appear on a variety show. If you set up some fairy character, don't think that Xiaohong can do whatever she wants.
As soon as the camera turned, Yunzheng was seen lying leisurely in the shade of the tree. The animals began to work on their own and surrounded her to deliver fresh fruits.
Netizens:? ? ?
What kind of real fugitive princess is this?
Other guests: I'm tired and want to go home.
Later, Mr. Yun, who owned a top entertainment company, sighed in front of the camera: I still missed the days when I was filming movies and collecting rent and counting money.
Reporter: The hand holding the microphone is shaking slightly...
Reading guide:
1. Entertainment industry + metaphysics + cool writing. The heroine is very strong and sassy. The first ten chapters or so contain mainly metaphysics content, followed by entertainment industry content.
2. There is a male protagonist, but it is not in the copywriting. The male protagonist has less roles, but he appears early (dog head).
3. The settings in this article are all made up by myself. Please do not substitute them into reality. All characters have no prototypes.
4. Regarding updates: The list will be updated before V, and thousands will be added every six days after V.
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Please collect the next book "Becoming famous by touching bones in a love variety show"
Lu Miao is the last descendant of the bone-touching art. He opened a small stall, but the business was bleak. When he woke up, he was transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting role in an entertainment industry novel.
The original owner was participating in a love variety show and was trolled all over the internet because of her love for the show.
The variety show starts, and the male and female guests play games to choose teammates.
Live broadcast room:
"Lu Miao is going to start acting again. What kind of drama is this time? A weak little white flower?"
"I didn't see it, it must be all kinds of physical contact again, taking the opportunity to rub off on our brother He Xu's warmth."
As a result, Lu Miao didn't even look at the male guest. While everyone was busy matching,
He turned around and hugged... A stray dog with a big belly.
He was still muttering: Bao, your digestion is not good. Did you eat something bad?
Ten minutes later, the entry ## became a hot search topic.
As a result, I turned around and saw the father of Lianzong's financial backer posted a Weibo post, saying that the priceless ring was lost and recovered, and I was very grateful to the kindhearted person who found the money.
Lu Miao looked at the thank you fee that had just arrived:... What is a man? Is it important to make money?
Later, Lu Miao's painting style in Lian Zong gradually changed.
I set up a single profile and shook hands with several female celebrities whose male guests were ambiguous.
Lu Miao: Yes, you have a child.
Female star:! !
Finish the competition with the muscular scumbag singer.
Lu Miao: You need to increase the dosage of your Shenbao tablets!
Netizens: How dare you! How did she know! Is this still the same Lu Miao who loves to mess around?
The program crew used his break time to study hard and was laughed at. Only Lu Miao patted him on the shoulder: Come on, you are definitely a talent.
A month later, the field worker won first place in a poetry competition.
A transparent female artist was excluded from the show. Lu Miao touched her head: There is a scene recently, would you consider it?
Three months later, Xiao Transparent's new drama became a hit and she became a first-line female star.
Someone who had been rubbed against by Lu Miao before and who avoided her like a snake and a scorpion:...?
On the day when the love affair ended, top-notch He Xu stretched out his slender hand.
Lu Miao, can I indulge in your warmth now?
Other guests & netizens:! ! !
Mission: Everything in life is possible.
