My God Is a Cat [Puishu]

Please collect the new article "After Xuanmen Summoner Entered the Entertainment Circle", Pre-collection of "Becoming famous by touching bones in a love variety show", please collect it, the copy is the lowest. ======== Copywriting of this article: The first volume has gone through the book, and it has become... The female number N in a book about a female protagonist cultivating immortality. Including punctuation marks, the scene is less than twenty words, and it is still the same as the disfigurement suffered just a month ago. In this world, everyone competes for jobs, hoping to become the breeder of the young god king, so as to form a bond and rise to the top. Chu Juan silently counted his resources: ——A scumbag system that takes two hours to respond to a single question. ——With a smile on his face and a knife in his heart, he always wants to murder my White Lotus heroine. Question: How can you make a comeback if you start with a bad hand? System: Sorry, I'm stuck. Hostess: Lie down at the bottom of the pit. As a result, one day at the big boss's adoption ceremony, The only unparalleled Shenjun Chi in the Three Realms used the golden thread to hook the little finger of the first volume. "From now on, you will support me." Everyone:? ? ? Shenjun, I'm afraid you need to see an ophthalmologist. * As a peerless divine monarch in the Changyu Fairyland, Chi Yin is noble and arrogant, with a transcendent status, peerless beauty, and extraordinary talent. Everything is fine except that the larval form looks like a cat. Too cute, not powerful enough. So much so that one night when I was basking in the moonlight, a bold woman touched... My butt. Very good. The divine king, who had not formed a contract with anyone for a thousand years, smiled and turned around. Then one day, The arrogant god imprisoned his little Ajuan in his arms, his breath warm and his eyes seductive. "Like me? Actually, I do too." ================== Pre-collection of "I became famous by touching my bones in a love variety show". Please add it to your collection. Lu Miao is the last descendant of the bone-touching art. He opened a small stall, but the business was bleak. When he woke up, he was transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting role in an entertainment industry novel. The original owner was participating in a love variety show and was trolled all over the internet because of her love for the show. The variety show starts, and the male and female guests play games to choose teammates. Live broadcast room: "Lu Miao is going to start acting again. What kind of drama is this time? A weak little white flower?" "I didn't see it, it must be all kinds of physical contact again, taking the opportunity to rub off on our brother He Xu's warmth." As a result, Lu Miao didn't even look at the male guest. While everyone was busy matching, He turned around and hugged... A stray dog with a big belly. He was still muttering: Bao, your digestion is not good. Did you eat something bad? Ten minutes later, the entry ## became a hot search topic. As a result, I turned around and saw the father of Lianzong's financial backer posted a Weibo post, saying that the priceless ring was lost and recovered, and I was very grateful to the kindhearted person who found the money. Lu Miao looked at the thank you fee that had just arrived:... What is a man? Is it important to make money? Later, Lu Miao's painting style in Lian Zong gradually changed. I set up a single profile and shook hands with several female celebrities whose male guests were ambiguous. Lu Miao: Yes, you have a child. Female star:! ! Finish the competition with the muscular scumbag singer. Lu Miao: You need to increase the dosage of your Shenbao tablets! Netizens: How dare you! How did she know! Is this still the same Lu Miao who loves to mess around? The program crew used his break time to study hard and was laughed at. Only Lu Miao patted him on the shoulder: Come on, you are definitely a talent. A month later, the field worker won first place in a poetry competition. A transparent female artist was excluded from the show. Lu Miao touched her head: There is a scene recently, would you consider it? Three months later, Xiao Transparent's new drama became a hit and she became a first-line female star. Someone who had been rubbed against by Lu Miao before and who avoided her like a snake and a scorpion:...? On the day when the love affair ended, top-notch He Xu stretched out his slender hand. Lu Miao, can I indulge in your warmth now? Other guests & netizens:! ! ! Motto: Love life and you will eventually be rewarded.