The Adored Little Rabbit Spirit Became an Ancient Beast of Calamity

Looking for advance readers for I Refuse to Date the Movie Emperor and My Ex-Husband Keeps Getting Struck by Lightning. Their blurbs are below.

Blurb for this novel:

1. Li Jian is a rabbit spirit who often sprouts ears when his magical powers run low. One day, his powers go out of control, and he rushes blindly into the restroom, only to run straight into his classmate Tan Xian. Tan Xian gets a clear look at his fluffy ears.

With red-rimmed eyes, Li Jian looks at Tan Xian. "If I say I'm wearing a rabbit-ear headband, will you believe me?"

Tan Xian narrows his eyes. "What do you think?"

Li Jian can only pretend to look fierce. He rises onto his tiptoes and pins Tan Xian against a restroom stall door. "If you dare tell anyone, I'll eat you. I'm a monster!"

Tan Xian hugs himself and struggles to hold back a laugh. "I'm terrified."

2. Li Jian is afraid Tan Xian will spill his secret, so he keeps an eye on him from time to time.

Tan Xian's friends all notice. "Why does that Li Jian keep staring at you?"

Tan Xian smiles faintly. Just then, Li Jian glances back at him, and their eyes meet. "Maybe he's got a crush on me."

Li Jian: "..."

3. Tan Xian has always wanted a lop-eared rabbit, but he's never found one he likes. Then he sees Li Jian standing in front of him with red-rimmed eyes and fluffy drooping ears.

So cute. I want to keep him.

4. Li Jian realizes he is becoming more and more attached to Tan Xian. Holding hands with Tan Xian once keeps his ears hidden for a whole day, a hug lasts three days, and a kiss lasts a week.

Tan Xian coaxes him, "Want to try living together? Maybe you won't sprout ears for a whole month."

A sweet, clueless rabbit spirit who flirts without realizing it, the uke, X a flirtatious snow wolf who lures his wife home, the seme

1. A sweet romance with a mutually exclusive relationship, both devoted only to each other, and the seme dotes on the uke even more.

2. A cozy, sweet slice-of-life story inspired by all kinds of Chinese spirits. The author's notes will identify the origins of every spirit that appears, and I hope readers will get to know more of China's little spirits through this story.

3. This story is entirely fictional. Believe in science, not superstition.

Blurb for I Refuse to Date the Movie Emperor:

1. Ming Zhen is visited by his boss's mother, who hands him a check. "If my son successfully goes on a blind date this year, fill in whatever amount you want."

Ming Zhen pinches the corner of the check, about to agree, when his boss's mother adds, "But if he doesn't manage to find a date this year, you'll spend the rest of your life with him!"

Ming Zhen's fingers loosen around the check. He thinks this must be the most vicious thing anyone has ever said.

2. Ming Zhen runs into his old classmate Lin Cen, who invites him for a drink. Afterward, Ming Zhen signs a contract in a daze: he'll be Lin Cen's assistant for two years.

Lin Cen is a hugely popular movie star, known in the entertainment industry as "a man with nothing going for him except his looks and acting skills." He's said to drive away 36 assistants a year.

Even his fans affectionately call him "Dog Cen."

His fans are even more fed up with him than his haters. "When Dog Cen isn't delivering lines, can someone tape his mouth shut?"

"How did such a handsome face end up with a mouth on it?"

Ming Zhen tears up the contract on the spot. No way!

Lin Cen picks up the last page and hands it to him. "Take a look at the penalty for breaking the contract."

Ming Zhen sees the word "billion" after the amount, stands up, finds some tape, and sticks the contract back together. "I guess two years isn't all that long."

3. Movie star Lin Cen spends eleven months out of every year on set. To find time for him to go on a blind date, Ming Zhen invites the prospective date to the dressing room, planning to introduce them when Lin Cen finishes filming.

But as soon as Ming Zhen brings her into the dressing room, before he can even close the door, the movie star, who should be filming, charges in and demands reproachfully, "I work so hard filming to support our family, and you sneak around to meet another woman behind my back?"

Ming Zhen: "..." Why does this feel like I've been caught cheating?

4. One day, the director approaches Lin Cen. "I'd like to add a kissing scene."

Dog Cen refuses immediately. "Don't even think about it. No chance. How could I give my first kiss to someone else?"

The director patiently explains, "As an actor, a kissing scene is part of the job. How can you be so unprofessional?"

Dog Cen snorts. "Ming Zhen is the only person in the world I could bring myself to kiss. Getting me to kiss someone else is less realistic than dreaming about it."

The director thinks for a moment. "Then how about Ming Zhen being your kiss double?"

Dog Cen freezes, then blushes.

Lin Cen, the famously professional actor who nails every scene in one take, needs more than a dozen takes to get through a single kissing scene.

The director loses his temper. "Do you even know how to kiss? If not, I'll teach you!"

Lin Cen hides Ming Zhen completely beneath his costume and glares at the director. "You touch him and see what happens."

Director: "..." I said I'd teach you how to do a kissing scene. When did I say I'd kiss Ming Zhen?

Blurb for My Ex-Husband Keeps Getting Struck by Lightning:

Written in the first person.

1. Su Xilan and I were married for three years. We didn't exactly tear each other's hair out, but we weren't exactly the picture of marital harmony, either.

So I was pretty surprised when he took a lightning tribulation meant for me.

I was wondering if I should be nicer to him from now on when he suddenly coughed up blood and told me he was an immortal lord from the celestial realm, sent down to undergo a trial. By taking that lightning strike for me, he'd completed his tribulation and was returning to the immortal mountains. Our grudges were settled, and we'd have nothing more to do with each other.

Then I watched his body, lying in my arms, vanish into thin air.

Honestly, I didn't feel much. We'd always disliked each other, and I even felt relieved to be free of him.

So I invited a bunch of rowdy friends to the Wangqing Tower to celebrate.

I drank a little too much, and the Wangqing Tower's doorstep has always been high. I tripped over it, landed flat on my face, and cracked my head open.

I cried out in pain, then passed out from blood loss.

By the next day, the city was buzzing with a ridiculous rumor.

They said I'd gotten drunk because I was heartbroken over losing Su Xilan, and that in my despair I'd tried to bash my head in so I could follow him. What a love story, enough to move heaven and earth!

Me: "..." Wow. How touching.

Because an old man claiming to be a certain Immortal Venerable said he was moved by my love story and wanted to take me to the immortal mountains to cultivate.

After all, if I lived forever, I would eventually get to see my beloved again.

If I had to see Su Xilan, I'd rather go see the King of the Underworld.

But as soon as my father heard I could cultivate to immortality, he packed my things that very night and prepared to send me away.

After all, I was the only person in Taoyao City in a hundred years with the potential to cultivate immortality.

I clung on and refused to leave.

My father threatened that if I didn't go, he'd send me away first, straight to the underworld.

I reluctantly let go. After all, I was a dutiful son.

My father waved goodbye through his tears. "My boy, once you leave, we'll be separated forever!"

Me: "..." There's no need to be so dramatic. I'm going to cultivate, not die.

But when I reached the immortal mountains and saw the familiar face of my ex-husband...

I suddenly thought I might as well have died.

Theme: Punish evil and promote good, and fill society with kindness.