
I Really Didn't Mean to Marry a Big Shot by Contract!!
我真没想和大佬协议结婚!!
by Clear Rivers and Calm Seas (海晏清河)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 266k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Please add my new fluffy-sweet romance to your favorites. Blurb at the end.
Blurb:
What's it like to have two Alpha husbands after a marriage of convenience? It's amazing!
Si Xinghe is forced into a marriage contract with Colonel Zong Xing of the Empire.
When they sign the contract, Zong Xing is all business, his tone cold.
"This is a marriage of convenience. Please don't bring personal feelings into it."
Si Xinghe chuckles. "As you wish."
But then
Zong Xing buys rings, changes his profile picture, and posts on social media, loudly declaring his claim.
He brandishes their marriage certificate in front of his friends. "I've got a wife! How about you?"
Si Xinghe: ??? Who are you? What do I do if my husband has turned into a different person? Need an answer, urgently!
-
Rumor has it that Zong Xing is ruthless, violent, cruel, cold-blooded, and wildly unpredictable.
But then
On their first night of marriage, Zong Xing's rut suddenly hits, and his whole demeanor changes!
He trembles by the bedroom bed, clutching the wedding suit Si Xinghe just took off and curled into a ball.
Zong Xing takes a deep breath. "Wife... you smell so good."
Si Xinghe, standing by the bed, feels his left eyelid twitch violently.
Zong Xing looks aggrieved. "I really want to bite you."
Si Xinghe: ???
Zong Xing pleads pitifully. "Wife, can you spare me some pheromones? Can I mark you tonight?"
Si Xinghe narrows his eyes, holding back the urge to kick him. "Didn't we agree not to have any personal feelings?"
Zong Xing lowers his eyes and pulls out their marriage certificate. "You're not a personal matter. You're my family."
Si Xinghe: ??? Who are you? What do I do if my husband has turned into a different person? Need an answer, urgently!
-
Another rumor says Zong Xing has no interest in women and is a little lacking in that department.
The morning after their wedding, Si Xinghe grits his teeth through the soreness and curses inwardly: So much for being unable!
He turns and meets Zong Xing's tearful, aggrieved eyes. "Wife, did I do a bad job last night?"
"Bad? How was it bad?" Si Xinghe sneers, then kicks him out of bed. "If I ever let you into bed again, I'm a pig!"
Zong Xing smiles. "Wife, you're so good to me."
Si Xinghe: Damn it! You liar! So much for a fake marriage!
-
Zong Xing was once one of the rare top-tier Alpha colonels in Country A.
He was ruthless and iron-fisted, and the ferocity in his eyes made him hard to approach.
A great battle years ago damaged his nerves, leaving him moody and unable to control his emotions.
After the war, he lost his former glory and power, becoming an empty title and the subject of gossip over tea.
But few people knew that Zong Xing had a beloved White Moonlight he had never met, someone who had comforted him just as he was about to lose control as a boy.
During his rut, Zong Xing easily falls for Si Xinghe. Once he regains his senses, he is moved by him but doesn't dare say so.
The White Moonlight in his heart becomes the cinnabar mark in his palm, someone he cherishes beyond measure.
Zong Xing secretly brings Si Xinghe under his protection, keeping all those improper thoughts buried in his heart.
He only dares to quietly open Si Xinghe's bedroom door at night and place a tender kiss on his fingertip.
[You are the heart that dances in my darkness, the starlight I traveled thousands of miles to pluck from the sky.]
A reader's guide:
Marriage first, love later; a sweet romance; mutual devotion; an usually aloof, proud wolf-dog Alpha who turns into a clingy puppy during his rut, a long-haired beauty +X+ a fair-skinned, beautiful, highly intelligent research Omega
"My Archrival and I Became a Hit CP! (Transmigrating into a Book)"
◆ Archrivals to lovers / redemption / doting husband
Ji Qiao transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as a pretty cannon-fodder character. The original Ji Qiao is a no-name 108th-tier celebrity, hopelessly lovesick and always trending. His manager is thrilled: "Your good fortune is yet to come!"
Thanks to his trending status, he lands an audition for a dating reality show. He works hard to cultivate a lovable fool persona, but loses it when he sees his archrival, Jiang Xu.
Manager: "Could he be your White Moonlight?"
Ji Qiao smiles. "Ha. I'm his dad."
He and Jiang Xu have been at odds since childhood, competing over grades, work, and women for seven whole years.
But in this book, his archrival's personality changes completely. On the dating show, he treats Ji Qiao with extreme favoritism.
To the other contestants: "Mm." "Ah." "Oh." He can barely manage a word.
But with Ji Qiao, he's attentive and caring, looking after him like a knight and doting on him every moment.
Right in front of the hostile scum male lead from the original novel, Jiang Xu gently wipes cream from the corner of Ji Qiao's mouth and steps between him and the others.
He whispers in his ear, "I'm having a hard time holding back. If I kiss you now, will you get mad?"
Ji Qiao glares at his archrival, his face red with anger.
Netizens: He's blushing! Come on, make a move already!
In an instant, Jiang Xu presses his lips to Ji Qiao's.
After the kiss, Jiang Xu strokes his head. "It's too late to get mad now."
He silently but forcefully warns the scum male lead watching from afar: "He's mine."
Netizens: "Jiang Chacha! No wonder you've got a wife!"
Ji Qiao's inner thoughts: No! Are you trying to outdo me on a variety show too? Is this a contest of acting skills? Bring it on! Your grandpa won't lose!
So the two of them set off sparks and lightning all the way through the show, making countless netizens swoon and becoming a hugely popular CP.
Netizens are stunned
Quit acting, quit acting. We believe you two are real!
I was just watching for fun. You're not actually going to get together, are you?!
The dating show's popularity explodes, and Ji Qiao and Jiang Xu are exposed for having a contract to fake their relationship. Weibo is in an uproar.
Jiang Xu posts a message, attaches an audio clip, then immediately uninstalls the app.
-[I'll only say this once: it's not fake. I've been plotting this for a long time.]
"You turned down the show so many times before. What made you change your mind this time?"
In the recording, Jiang Xu's voice is full of laughter. "I came to pursue someone."
Ji Qiao, livestreaming when he plays the post out loud, turns bright red.
"Damn."
Netizens rejoice: KSWL!!! They actually got together for real!!
P.S. This is an unconventional transmigration into a book story. Some details are changed, but they're related to the plot, so I'll keep them under wraps.
Coming soon, please add "I've Been Waiting for You to Get Dumped for Ages" to your favorites.
Reader advisory: The pursuing partner's long-time unrequited love finally comes true, a new love interest warning, the scummy ex's ashes get scattered, and an extra-sweet romance!
Yu Mian has known since childhood that he was named in memory of his father's beloved woman, who wasn't his mother.
So when he learns that his crush, who'd been stringing him along for half a year, only sees him as one of the fish in his pond,
Yu Mian leaves a message and deletes him as a friend.
Because he truly loved him, he can't help but hate him.
Less than a day after the breakup, his crush's roommate messages him:
-[You've got terrible taste.]
Yu Mian is about to reply, "What's it to you?" when another message comes in.
-[Want revenge? I'll help you.]
-[The kind that makes your ex furious.]
Yu Mian replies: […How much do you charge?]
The other person seems to spend more than ten minutes agonizing over it.
-[Just doing a good deed and spreading love.]
Yu Mian is speechless. What a weirdo.
A few days later,
his crush makes a show of hooking arms with his new boyfriend. Everyone waits to see Yu Mian make a fool of himself.
Under their watchful gazes, Yu Mian feels numb.
The next second, someone drapes a coat over him. Yu Mian stares blankly at the person beside him.
"Just wondering, how much would it cost to be your boyfriend?"
Bo Huai's roommate is a complete scumbag.
He's seen his roommate make out with one person, then turn around and call someone else his wife.
What annoys him most is that the man has also toyed with the heart of the person Bo Huai has secretly loved for seven years.
Bo Huai is furious, but has no right to stop him. To Yu Mian, he's a nobody.
So when Yu Mian gets dumped, Bo Huai can't sit by and do nothing. He makes the decision he regrets least in his life
The moment he lays the coat over him, Bo Huai's heart races and his breath catches.
He forgets every cool, impressive line he'd prepared.
He looks at Yu Mian, and at the person he was seven years ago.
Theme: Those who love each other will always find one another and warm each other's hearts.
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I was the CEO of a listed company, but I was killed by a scheming traitor. I just want to take back everything I have! Listen to my revenge plan: Preview of "Rescuing the Idiot's Beautiful Wife in the Love Show" "I've been waiting for you to fall out of love for a long time [Rebirth]" There are also all kinds of cookies!!
If it's not finished before July, I will stand on my head to wash my hair! Humph! Humph!!! (Flag up!!!)
Little professor, I'm so touched (ノДT)
I am gentle, kind and upright, but I have a disease that will make you cry if you don't collect it QAQ! Check out the preview of "Going on a variety show with your male idol and slapping him in the face, making the whole internet crazy". I'm crazy about my brother! Crazy for my brother! Hitting a big wall for my brother!! Please collect it! Once out of the book, Ji Qiao turned into his ex who was despised by Zha Gong. Zha Gong flirted with women and defrauded Ji Qiao of 500,000 yuan. Zha Gong acted openly and openly. In order to make a living, Ji Qiao took the initiative to win a love variety show. Just to make money, not to talk about feelings. Unexpectedly, Zha Gong was also among them. During the first episode of recording, Zha Gong's ghost lingered: "Don't stop me from dating." He stirred up rumors everywhere, and in the first round of selection, Ji Qiao was not selected. Zha Gong said proudly: "Besides me, who else can like you?" Just as Ji Qiao was about to refute, a shadow appeared behind him, and the next second, a magnetic voice hit his ears: "Brother, have you considered dating me?" In the second episode of the program, the school idol Shen Jiangxu airborne, attracting the attention of all the guests. Jiang Xu turned a blind eye to the numerous temptations and stared straight at the expressionless Ji Qiao sitting in the corner. The corner of his mouth curled up: "I choose, senior." Seeing that Ji Qiao and Jiang Xu were progressing smoothly, Zha Gong refused to change his mind and voted for Jiang Xu to play the emotional card, thinking that he had a good chance of winning and felt proud. Ji Qiao had no hesitation in choosing one of the two and successfully matched with Jiang Xu. Jiang Xu held Ji Qiao's love card in his mouth, but his eyes provoked Zha Gong: "It's mine." The love drama is so popular that Ji Qiao Jiangxu was exposed to contract speculation. There was a huge commotion on Weibo. Jiang Xu waved his hand and posted a Weibo post, attached a recording and then uninstalled the software. -[I'll just say it once, it's not hype, it's been planned for a long time. "I called you so many times before but you didn't participate. Why did you change your gender this time?" In the recording, Jiang Xu's voice contained a smile: "Come and chase someone." At this moment, Ji Qiao, who clicked on this Weibo post in the live broadcast room, her face turned red instantly. "Grass." CP fans are overjoyed: KSWL!!!
Colonel: This, this and that, block them all! So sweet, so sweet, so sweetO(≧▽≦)O
Colonel: Don't you have a wife yourself? Calling someone else's wife? It made me laugh aaaa
(Going on stage) (Clearing throat) This article is expected to be 6.6 In v (blushing), when the big fat chapter will drop, it will be in v chapters 26-68. Those who have read it, please be careful not to repeat the purchase (circle), and those who have not read it, hurry up! Pre-receive and collect (shy), collect early and publish early!
Finished reading 2024.7.28 I really liked it. I watched it at about 1 a. M. Yesterday. I couldn't stand it anymore and went to bed. I woke up and watched it again this morning. I really liked it.
I finished reading it in one day, straight to 2:30, it was absolutely beautiful (Cat Mao shed tears)
Wow wow wow "You don't have to keep me, I'm already coming to you"