[Jujutsu Kaisen] The Family Restaurant by the Technical College

(The JJK story didn't turn out well and has been abandoned. Please check out my new story, and I'll take your feedback to heart.)

New story blurb, The One I Never Expected:

If Chen Zhige's lower back hadn't acted up, Zhou Yi's very good-looking face wouldn't have been quietly beaten into a pig's head.

The pig's head was bruised and battered, but its owner remained calm, pretending nothing had happened.

"The haughty, spoiled, beautiful rich-girl type isn't appealing anymore," Zhou Yi said flatly.

"And the aloof, domineering, wickedly charming male leads from '90s romance novels aren't popular either," Chen Zhige said, not even bothering to lift her eyelids.

They said the cruelest things and fought the hardest. By the end, both their carefully crafted personas had fallen apart, so they might as well kiss, cuddle, and lift each other up.

Story blurb:

Aizome Kaoru has delicate features and a frail, willowy look, like a little white flower.

Nobody knows that aside from working at the family restaurant by the Jujutsu High entrance, she also loves blacksmithing.

Toji: I hear there's a Jujutsu Sorcerer with a secret identity who specializes in forging Special Grade Cursed Tools?

Aizome: I'm not sure about that, Zenin-san. Today's special? That'll be 670 yen.

Toji: Who's this redheaded guy next to you, with his hips all out of whack? Your lover?

Aizome: There's no one here, Zenin-san. You're dripping blood from your forehead onto the floor. Please get out and clean yourself up before coming back in.

Toji: That Six Eyes brat from the Gojo Clan... Maybe now's the time to...

Aizome: Oops, my hand slipped, Zenin-san. Maybe I should sew your mouth shut for you.

A physical powerhouse who's gorgeous enough to make a host club swoon, but would rather rely on her talent, chopping people up wherever she goes. She puts her beautifully sculpted body, forged through countless trials, on the line just to teach this fake flower, real hammer of a woman, who claims, "I've seen them all on Kabukicho's main street, so who do you think you are?" a lesson.

Aizome: This is your son. Take him.

Theme: A JJK version of How I Met Your Mother