When it was finally her turn to transmigrate into a book,
Ke Qing was prepared to become some sort of scheming green tea, white lotus, fake heiress, or other random supporting character.
But she never dreamed she'd transmigrate into a scallion beside Bai Wu, the book's great villain who nearly wiped out the entire protagonist group.
A scallion, no less, growing in a flower bed full of peonies and Chinese herbaceous peonies, the most out of place of them all.
When System 2333 told her that her mission was to stop Bai Wu, the great villain and her master, Ke Qing tidied herself up, ready to smash her head against a wall and get it over with.
I mean, how are you supposed to stop a villain who couldn't have the love of her disciple and ultimately killed her? A villain who would rather betray the whole world and rage into the demonic path? A villain who nearly killed off every protagonist, leaving only the book title alive? How do you stop her from destroying the world?
Could chopping myself up and making her scallion soup save the world?
System 2333: Great, Host! You've unlocked the talent skill "Calm and Reassure."
Ke Qing: ...
What the hell does "Calm and Reassure" mean? Chopping up my own scallion leaves and feeding them to the villain master really works!
All right, then. Master, wait for me. Would you like scallion tofu or scallion-oil noodles today? What? Scallion pancakes are no problem either! As long as you stop destroying the world, this little scallion will live for you, die for you, and cook for you every day!
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Everyone in the Three Realms knew that the Immortal Venerable had turned demonic and now sought to destroy the heavens and earth. Once a white-robed celestial who lived only for all beings, she had become a demoness who killed her disciples and destroyed sects. Her methods were ruthless. No one could have imagined that the once-immaculate celestial would stain her hands with blood, step by step.
She wanted to pierce the heavens. She wanted a world awash in blood. She wanted pain and wailing to fill the world forever.
But her scallion wouldn't let her. The scallion said that if she did any more bad things, she wouldn't get any food.
Bai Wu: ?
At night, cold-faced and cold-hearted Bai Wu appeared by the flower bed with a faint smile. The scallion had become a spirit, and a sweet-talking one at that, sweet in every sense of the word.
Bai Wu curled her lips in satisfaction. She had tasted it, in every sense of the word.
Tsundere, innocent chef scallion spirit x unhinged, lovesick villain master
At heart, this is a silly food novel.
Theme: When life gets you down, have a delicious meal
