I, the Panda, Am the Fluffiest of Them All

After achieving great success in her cultivation, panda Xuan Xiaomeng was struck by a mighty tribulation lightning bolt on the day she was supposed to undergo her tribulation. It sent her straight into a book, where she became the protagonist Long Aotian's golden finger. In the original novel, Long Aotian ripped out her tendons and skinned her alive, refining her into a fortune orb that boosted his luck. Once he had her as his golden finger, Long Aotian's strength soared. He could find magical treasures just by walking around, and in the end, he even shattered the void and flew straight to the Upper Heaven Realm, bypassing the Immortal Realm. He became a legend in the book. Xuan Xiaomeng: "...!!" What the heck? Someone who'd even kill a panda could still ascend? Do you really think pandas are only good for being cute? Pfft! As if she'd want to be his golden finger. Finding magical treasures on the road had always been part of her daily life. He could dream on if he thought he could take her luck away. To avoid being turned into a golden finger, the usually lazy Xuan Xiaomeng flew into a rage and sprang into action. She dug up bamboo all over the world to eat, hoping to regain her former strength as soon as possible. As she dug, she accidentally unearthed a jade bamboo stalk. The jade bamboo was brimming with spiritual energy. Xuan Xiaomeng figured that if she ate it, she'd be strong enough to claw Long Aotian straight into the underworld when he showed up. But the jade bamboo was rather hard. When Xuan Xiaomeng chomped down on it, she nearly broke her teeth. Unable to bite through it, Xuan Xiaomeng didn't give up. She cuddled the jade bamboo every day as she slept, stroking it or giving it a little suck. As she kept sucking, the bamboo actually gained a spirit and transformed into a handsome man asleep as if in a fairy tale. Xuan Xiaomeng: "...!!" * Jun Tianze was once a devil god of the Upper Heaven Realm. After losing his body in the war between gods and demons, a wisp of his battle soul took refuge in a demonic bamboo stalk. Unable to bear the polluted air of the demon realm, he fled to the cultivation world and healed in a spiritual mountain, planning to recreate his divine-demonic body. Who knew that halfway through his recovery, a panda would dig him out of the barrier? Being dug up was bad enough, but this panda even lusted after him and thought every day about how to eat him. Jun Tianze: "...!!" The author is terrible at writing blurbs. This is just a lighthearted story about a panda rolling around and acting cute with her little band of friends. Theme: Respect nature and protect wildlife