I am Isis, a breathtakingly gorgeous woman with a cosmic-level spicy-hot vibe, and this year I’m turning thirty-five.
Over the past thirty-five years, I’ve had all sorts of weird and wonderful jobs, but the only things I can really claim to be good at are playing tennis, teaching, and teaching tennis.
I’ve been lazing around for so long that I can’t even afford food anymore, so I’ve decided to return to my old line of work and become a tennis coach at a prestigious school!
Without a doubt, I’ll lead my students in using tennis to smash curses, smash rotten oranges, and smash our way through this B-world! Tokyo Jujutsu High will win three national championships in a row, with no blind spots!
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“Ms. Isis, what did you do before this?”
On my first day at work, a pink-haired first-year asked me.
I looked at my students.
Then I looked over at Satoru, my colleague now, and my former student back then.
“Your teacher used to be a hugely popular adult-film actress~ If I hadn’t retired a few years ago, I’d still be number one in popularity when you opened p****b!”
My new students seemed dumbstruck.
Satoru burst out laughing beside me.
Smoking a cigarette, I casually surveyed my stunned students.
“You’re old enough to watch this stuff, aren’t you?”
“Everyone, I hope you’ll support me. I get a twenty percent cut from every video sold over the next twenty years.”
“As for you, Satoru, I know you’re a good boy. The videos you and Suguru watched back in school starred me, so I won’t bother you. I haven’t made anything new, and I won’t try to squeeze money out of you.”
Seeing Satoru frozen in place, I smiled with satisfaction.
Of course, it’s fine if you don’t buy any. Because of a bet we made, my friend Osamu Dazai, all the way out in Yokohama, has to buy a thousand of my videos every month.
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[Author's Note]
1. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs, with more focus on Jujutsu Kaisen. Isis grew up in the Jujutsu Kaisen world. She’s an old mad dog, a foul-mouthed menace, and a free spirit when it comes to her tastes: a mature, wicked woman. Anyone who falls for her is doomed, so readers with a cleanliness obsession, run!
2. For characters who have explicitly been in relationships, see the supporting character list. They are not listed in any particular order.
3. The main story is about Isis leading the students at Jujutsu High as they play tennis and exorcise curses. Prince of Tennis isn’t just a side dish; it’s one of the main storylines. They’ll play in the national tournament, compete in the U-17, and crush the world. The setting also allows men and women to play together in team matches.
Theme: Sincere people all deserve to be loved
