[Western Crossover] Whatever

Anina is a chosen one. She lives in Brooklyn, standing out like a flower blooming from the mud.

She knew Captain America when they were young and chatted happily with Howard. She can even face the Red Skull head-on, and most importantly, she lived to see the new century.

I have to say, that caramel-colored shorty really is gorgeous. Being his disposable girlfriend is so damn fun.

Until one day, a black hole appeared above New York, and wave after wave of soldiers wore her down. The woman who had walked through smoke and fire closed her emerald eyes, and the impostor disappeared forever.

But actually... the blurb above is all made up. Hee hee, she's just an impostor.

* OOC is on me, the characters belong to everyone.

* Tons of headcanons, and the timeline is a mess. Don't complain about the illogical plot. What does a first-person story need logic for?

* If you don't like it, just leave quietly. That way we're both happy. Don't criticize it in the comments; I won't listen anyway.

* Oh, right: this story has no CP. Why would a weapon need a bike?

Theme: The most important thing is knowing yourself!