Dazai Keeps Ruining My Missions

After the death of the Boss Dazai, he takes over a pushy, exploitative conquest System. He casually binds a girl from a backward ninja village, planning to coast through life.

When she hears him promise, "Once the conquest succeeds, you can come back to life and return to the battlefield in your village," the ninja girl Senju Kishu declares herself the god of love.

"Romance missions?"

"No problem. I've got this!"

"I'm the best at conquest~"

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In the first world, Kishu is tasked with conquering the harmless Tsuna.

Dazai: "You should fight him. You have to beat him to deserve to say you love him."

Tsuna knocks her out with tears in his eyes.

In the second world, Kishu goes back to visit her village, but the village hasn't been founded yet.

Dazai: "I've given you a cheat. Go for it."

The cheat works great. She uses Wood Release in the Uchiha clan and the Sharingan in the Senju clan. Both clans come to hate her.

In the third world, the bandaged boy approaching them is deeply distrusted by the Boss.

Dazai: "Help him take over as boss."

Instead, the boy tricks her into becoming his sworn brother.

In the fourth world, she hasn't even had a chance to approach her target.

Dazai: "Yuji's about to be tricked into becoming a sorcerer. Go destroy the jujutsu world."

A year later, Yuji stands on the awards podium: "To become champion, I want to thank my teacher, Senju Kishu..."

Under Dazai's guidance, Kishu fails again and again, but keeps getting back up.

As time passes, she goes from being younger to being older than her targets. What never changes is how she always ends up forging bonds of friendship, family, or mentorship amid laughter and good cheer.

Kishu, in tears: "Stop messing things up, A-Zai. I don't want to still be conquering high schoolers when I'm an old lady!"

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The sweet life I carelessly lost was found again by Mr. Dazai √

After failing in n worlds, I conquered my conquest System √

Reader's Guide:

1. 1v1 with the System, Dazai (Boss Dazai). None of the others are romantic interests. Kishu won't have a romance plot before adulthood. That said, it isn't exactly pure romance.

2. A little bit of group doting, but not too much.

3. OOC is normal. Discussion is welcome, and I'm not great at updates. If you make a good point, I'll revise, but personal attacks aren't welcome! I'm not that good, but we're not bad people either (wink).

Theme: Love must never be taken for granted!