Please add my new story next door, I Ruined the Infinite Game and Won by Lying Low, to your reading list!
Bai Nuan was bound to a game-wrecking System.
Huh? A System to fight obscenity?
"It's a game-wrecking System!" the System protested. "You've been sent into a horror game. Your mission is to be the weak link on your team. In other words, you're supposed to mess things up and add dramatic tension, serving as a foil to the male and female leads. You can go home once you've accumulated enough 'game-wrecking points.' Got it?"
Bai Nuan: There's a job like this?!
Winning sounds hard. Failing should be easy, right?
So Bai Nuan is the first to charge at a poisonous item, provoke an NPC, and tear into the final boss. She does whatever it takes to fail the game!
The NPCs tremble in fear. "Don't come any closer!"
The final bosses collectively question their lives. "I-I'll tell you how to clear the game! Just save me!"
The audience: This newbie's brave! She doesn't play by the rules! Tips and likes, everyone!
According to the game rules, the audience's affection is directly converted into points, which go straight into Bai Nuan's pocket.
Bai Nuan: Huh, I can exchange points for clues? Then I'll get one. Wait, why does this NPC kneel whenever they see me?
Bai Nuan focuses on messing everything up, and before she knows it, she's the first person to clear the game.
Bai Nuan: You can do that? Then I'll fail even harder!
The even harder result is...
Bai Nuan's popularity keeps soaring. She knocks the popular streamer off their pedestal, tramples the male and female leads, and becomes the newest top-tier star in the game. She even personally drags the Lord God off his altar.
The System is so scared that it spends every day on the brink of spewing corrupted code. "Y-you need to take it easy!"
Bai Nuan says, "What's the point of just going home? Blowing up the game is way more fun!"
Blurb for this story below-------
After being reborn, the female war god Xing Wei is overjoyed. At last, she can leave her 996 battle career behind and happily become a slacker.
But the director of the Empire's top variety show spots her sitting on the roadside, eating spicy fried rice noodles.
The director sucks up to Xing Wei with a 359-degree, no-blind-spot bow, and Xing Wei reluctantly agrees to join the show.
She never expected to become famous throughout the stars!
The whole universe believes in the rule that the strong prevail. Everyone is caught in a rat race, and life is nothing but struggle and misery. This variety show, To Hell with This Life, aims to introduce interstellar residents to a different way of living. The contestants compete in dancing, singing, jumping through flaming hoops... all in a desperate bid to stand out!
Audience: Did this batch of contestants fail their reading comprehension tests? Who wants to watch you compete after work? Boring.
Wait, what is that contestant doing?
While other contestants work themselves to death to build a hardworking persona, Weiwei sleeps until she wakes up naturally.
While other contestants try their hardest to interact with the audience and get votes, Xing Wei says, "Vote for whoever you want, just don't vote for me. I'm waiting to get eliminated."
Weiwei eats and drinks well on the show and enjoys the good life. She's having such a great time that the audience can't help copying her. And then
The entire universe: Thank you, Weiwei, for teaching us how to live. We never knew being a slacker could be this much fun! We love you!
Weiwei: ...
Please, just eliminate me. I really don't want to be famous!
Bonus scene:
Reporter: There's a rumor that you're regularly abused at home. Could you tell us why you and Miss Xing Wei have a troubled marriage?
A certain big shot thinks for three seconds. "I secretly vote for her."
Reporter: ...
Please add my next story, Shock! I Became a God by Fighting Zombies with Metaphysics, to your reading list!
Qin Nianbei, the top-tier star of the supernatural ability world and humanity's strongest war god, hears that a female war god in the south stopped a zombie horde all by herself! Even someone as proud and aloof as him can't help being curious about her. Then he sees how she fights zombies:
Amid an endless sea of corpses, the delicate young woman slaps a yellow sheet of paper covered in weird symbols with her left hand and shouts, "Break!" A vast group of zombies suddenly freezes in place. With her right hand, she gently shakes a bell, and a whole pack of zombies obediently becomes her underlings.
When zombies besiege a city, she scatters a handful of little yellow beans, and they transform into soldiers! She guards an entire city all by herself!
Qin Nianbei: That works too???
Qiao Ning, a top-tier star and big shot in the world of metaphysics, transmigrates into an apocalypse novel. In the original story, she's a delicate beauty and the real daughter of the family, but the fake daughter and the villain trick her and cruelly shove her into a horde of zombies! Qiao Ning arrives at that very moment. In her desperation, she uses the great arts of metaphysics, never expecting them to work!
Zombies are basically the same thing as reanimated corpses, right?
Qiao Ning goes on a zombie-killing rampage!
The fake daughter and the villain are dumbfounded, and the people of the entire city kneel down and call her Dad.
But plenty of people still think Qiao Ning only manages to kill zombies through luck.
Then a cheerful "Ding!" sounds in Qiao Ning's mind. "Welcome to the little System~ My name is the Apocalypse Nov, "
Qiao Ning reacts instinctively. "You want me to seek death?"
"It's the Apocalypse Author System! For writing books! You can choose from a range of supernatural abilities, including metaphysics, as your royalty payment."
Qiao Ning: Deal.
And so everyone watches as Qiao Ning, a delicate, weak little thing, makes rapid progress with her supernatural abilities. Wherever she goes, zombies bow their heads and submit.
She is unstoppable!
Everyone: Is it too late to get on our knees and beg you to take us on as your followers?
[Bonus scene]
Question: As a top-tier star in the supernatural ability world, what tough words would you say to the rising star Qiao Ning?
Qin Nianbei smiles. "Dinner's ready. Don't forget to come home early, honey."
Reporter: ...
Two top-tier stars from the worlds of supernatural abilities and metaphysics will broaden your horizons~
[This story will switch to a paid chapter model, starting with Chapter 18, on February 10~]
Theme: Young people pursuing their dreams.
I Ruined the Infinite Game and Won by Doing Nothing
Shock! I Became a God by Using the Occult to Fight Zombies
My Husband Is a Little Penguin
Socialist Brotherhood Ruined My Life [Book Transmigration]
What Can I Do at Home During the Pandemic?
Is Your Saliva Poisonous?! [Quick Transmigration]
He Stole My Age
Sorry, but there is really a picture, "putting the tear mole into the mouth". Is this tear mole very big? I think of the matchmaker's mole.
Isn't this me who is at home on vacation? Hahahahahahahaha
Wow, this is the first time I see two people sharing their senses.
Weiwei worked really hard to hide her identity.
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When will it be exposed? Woohoo!
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I'm so cold too5555
Weiwei give me a hard punch