Zombie Peddler, Fair to Young and Old

[Updates at 9 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. Thank you, dear readers, for supporting the official release!] Shortly before Sang Cancan's college graduation, the apocalypse suddenly arrived. She was physically weak and terrible at sports, unable to run fast or win a fight. While everyone else desperately fled, she was the perfect bait for zombies. She was pushed out to serve as cannon fodder in a moment of carelessness, and from then on joined the zombie horde. Strangely, after becoming a zombie, she still retained all her memories from when she was human. That made things a little difficult. Living humans ran around in all directions. In her eyes, they looked like plates of stir-fried pork and chicken stew, but they were all once her fellow humans, and she couldn't bring herself to attack them. Gloomy zombies wandered everywhere. Zombies could even devour one another to level up, but, bleurgh... they smelled awful and were so disgusting she couldn't stomach them. Was she going to become the first zombie to starve to death? At this difficult juncture, Sang Cancan unexpectedly bound herself to a "middleman System." She could extend her life, and even level up, by making a profit as a middleman. She opened the product list and saw: white flour buns, purchase price 0.1 crystal cores, suggested retail price 2 crystal cores. Purified water, purchase price 1 crystal core per ton, suggested retail price 1 crystal core per 500 ml. Sang Cancan: !!! She had always known middlemen were ruthless, but she had never imagined they could be this ruthless! But when she herself became this unscrupulous middleman, hehehe. Sang Cancan let out a sinister laugh. No one could escape her clutches, no one!!! Important note: This story is entirely fictional, and its setting and characters are imaginary. Please do not apply it to real life. The extreme behavior of some antagonists is required by the plot. Please do not apply it to real life. The next story is tentatively planned as a Quick Transmigration novel, still with no CP. If you're interested, dear readers, please add it to your favorites~ "The Old Ancestor Ruins the Romance Plot Again [Quick Transmigration]" Lin Yu, the Jade Truth Old Ancestor of the cultivation world, had cultivated diligently for tens of thousands of years and was finally facing the tribulation that would let her ascend. Just as she was about to attain the Great Dao, a little stone that came flying from beyond the heavens disrupted her tribulation. Attached to the little stone was a System that called itself No. 555. It insisted that Lin Yu was bound to it, and that if she did not complete ten tasks for it, it would fail its once-every-ten-thousand-years assessment and be destroyed by the mainframe. The System whimpered in Lin Yu's mind every day. The Old Ancestor feared neither heaven nor earth, but she couldn't bear to see a junior crying in front of her. There was no helping it, so she would do as it asked. It was only a few tasks. She had already waited tens of thousands of years, so waiting a few more years wouldn't matter. But!!! Every time she saw the so-called "sweet romance repair task" issued by the System, the Old Ancestor, who was on the verge of attaining immortality, felt her blood pressure soar. There was no need to do these lousy tasks. The Old Ancestor was not afraid of ruining them! * Task One: After Being Reborn, I Got a Happy Ending With My Obsessive Boyfriend In my previous life, you hit me, scolded me, slandered me, and killed me. I understand your reasons. In this life, I'll behave myself and be your cherished sweetheart, so we can rekindle our sweet romance. Old Ancestor: Bah! Not even a dog would date someone like that! * Task Two: The First Widow of a Military Family On the day we married, my general husband left for war with his troops. Ten days later, news came that he had died in battle. As a new bride, I endured the blame and scolding of my in-laws, young and old alike, while using my dowry to help support the household and carefully managing our expenses to keep the family afloat. After several years, my hard work finally paid off. I earned my in-laws' approval and even received praise from the Emperor himself. And there was more: my husband, who had been dead for several years, had returned! At last, I had someone to rely on. Old Ancestor: Get lost! I have arms and legs of my own. What do I need you for? * Task Three: It Turns Out I Was My Own Moonlight By a twist of fate, I married a domineering CEO. It turned out I was only a substitute for his moonlight. We agreed it was just a transaction and that love was off the table, but I secretly fell for him anyway. Then his moonlight returned. What place was there for me? What? It was all a misunderstanding? It turns out I was the real moonlight? Then what about the child they caused me to lose? But he loves me so much. What else can I do? Of course I'll forgive him. Old Ancestor: So it's true that you can't hide the look in your eyes when you want to stab someone. After the Old Ancestor "ruined things" again and again, she finally completed all ten tasks and met the mainframe the System had told her about. Even if it cost her all her cultivation, she would have a word with it! Theme: When the road seems to end, a new path appears beyond the darkness