Pre-collection: Is the little fox a real young master? The little pufferfish is so angry!
Introduction: 1. Five years ago, in the Dark Demon Empire, the most powerful 3S civilization in the universe, the tree of life that had not bloomed for more than fifty years finally bloomed a small flower and bore precious fruits.
This means that their powerful clan has cubs!
Just when the entire empire was in a frenzy, the Imperial Marshal, one of the parties involved, said that he could not remember it, could not find it, and the object ran away with the ball.
The whole empire is going crazy, look for it! We must find the marshal's target and son! We must overturn the universe to find them!
Five years later, a little boy said seriously: "A mature child must learn to go to kindergarten by himself."
Young single father: "No, aliens love to suck human babies."
After school, the young father came to the kindergarten early because he was worried that his child would be frightened. Unexpectedly, when I entered the door, I saw my child hugging a mermaid on the left and a tiger on the right.
Child: "Wait, I can still suck."
"..."
2. Others are like tadpoles looking for their mother, but the marshal of the strongest clan is looking for a wife and children.
Marshal: I must find them. They may be suffering somewhere I can't see.
Young Human General: Treat the sick.
Zai'er: Should I go to kindergarten tomorrow to suck butterflies or huskies? ... What, I have a marshal father, my father is looking for me, oh, don't care, don't CUE, the dog man who abandoned his wife will only affect my efficiency in sucking aliens!
(My Jiabao helped me change the text. It depends on your preference. I will wait for a few days to see which version you like.)
Preview: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?"
The little fox traveled through time and became a real young master who was kicked out of the house. He disliked the fox for not knowing anything, being uneducated and ignorant, and even accused him of stealing things! Just because Huhu didn't want to be sold to them for marriage.
When he was kicked out, the little fox didn't have any money. The chicken legs he held in his mouth were all obtained by rubbing the leg hair of a passing general.
Huhu, who was so poor that he didn't even have internet money, was losing hair like crazy every day. Every time he waited for the general to leave for work, he would immediately change into his animal form and run up the mountain, clinging to the corner of the wall and using the internet.
Go live online and write novels! Earn Huhu's first pot of gold first.
Otherwise, otherwise the fox and fox will have to go to the pet store and be beaten and changed into cans to survive QAQ
Then Huhu was grabbed by the scruff of Destiny's neck by the general who came back early one day, and after he had a good time, he took him in~
From then on, Huhu lived a good life. The general went to work. Huhu turned over in bed and continued to sleep with his arms stretched out. When he woke up, he had a good day to eat, drink and comb his hair.
Until one day, General Randall suspected that there were two owners of his own gas tank. Why was he broadcasting live and accepting advertisements behind his back? Can't lose weight? ? I followed him secretly and found that the little fox had two faces!
"Huh?"
The captured little fox: "Listen to my explanation!"
"Ha, so I asked you to lose weight, so you go down the mountain and buy roast chicken to eat every day?" No wonder you didn't lose a pound, but gained half a pound.
As punishment, I will suck the little fox until it squeals tonight!
Humans, all they can think about is humans sucking fur! No problem found? ?
Found out, he doesn't care about humans~Humans now have double happiness~
The Lin family went crazy regretting that the child they kicked out actually hooked up with the youngest marshal!
He is also the owner of the cutest pet in the universe, and the money earned from any advertisement is beyond their imagination. He also has a successful career, and his chicken farm and chicken restaurant are booming.
People who were originally looked down upon by them like grasshoppers are now so out of reach.
The ways for little foxes to make money include: writing novels, live broadcasting, and crowing like chickens.
Pre-collection: "Is Tutu pregnant today?"
The little rabbit who just came to this world went on a blind date instead of his brother. Tutu was very worried. After all, the other person's leg was broken and he didn't know if it would work.
But the kind-hearted Tutu decided to give him a chance: "He, if you marry me, I have only one condition."
The man opposite sat in a wheelchair and looked at the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?"
But Tutu still mustered up the courage and said, "You, how many times can you do it in one night?"
The Tutu tribe has very high requirements for Lao Gong. If it doesn't work, Tutu will have to replace him.
Murphy was seriously injured and retired from the front line. He suffered a mental breakdown and suffered serious physical battle injuries. Doctors determined that he could no longer go to the front line.
When a person becomes useless, people like him will naturally be abandoned by their fiancé.
It's just that Murphy didn't expect that the other party would push such a little thing out as a shield in order to protect his reputation.
That is, is he questioning his ability when we first meet him?
Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ears and said, "Little bastard, do you want to try it?"
In the end, Tutu ran away because...
"This man can't do it!" The little white rabbit with squirting milk sat on the head of the big bad wolf and grabbed the other man's ears to complain.
The big bad wolf who was lying down immediately stood up and licked his mouth nervously: What? Not yet?
"I don't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The little white rabbit was so angry that he said, "He's so annoying! He insists on pulling my tail to see if it's long or short!"
While scolding, Rabbit lowered his head and plucked the wolf's fur. Without any politeness, he plucked the wolf's head right off.
Rabbit, Rabbit, he's going to build a nest...
Purpose: Establish good interests and hobbies from an early age