The stupid hound in military uniform and the peak of magic permed white hair
(Strongest straight man with a strong stomach vs. Flirty and sweet lady with a condom)
Described by his deputy captain as "a hero among pillars, a child among ghosts, and an iron heart among dogs," Suehiro is the most powerful member of the "Hounds", the most powerful special forces unit of the military and police.
Suehiro, who eats eggs without spitting out the shells: I am so brave. Jpg
But one day Suehiro was kicked out by his vice-captain and used as an undercover agent.
Loli Vice-Captain: Go undercover to this white-haired guy and ask for an autograph and photo for me! Photoshoot! It's best if you can also get a body-length pillow!
Suehiro: Oh
But the deputy captain did not expect that this request would take 12 years!
Suehiro, who woke up after 12 years, ignored the food and chased the plane to arrest the government for certain five crimes!
"Hey! Suehiro-san~ There will be retribution for arresting without love~"
Later, a certain pure love Yi Gu caught two people at a foreign police station.
Gojo: Hi! Worry too! This is your Mrs. Sausage!
Hanhan Suehiro: It's an iron sausage, not a sausage. Thank you.
Yi Gu:?
—
The bondage of love that started as a joke bound the two of them. If you don't want to be punished, you need to satisfy the loving acts required by the bondage.
So
[A once-in-a-century meeting of the three imperial families]
Gojo and Suehiro cheated and drank, and even punched and kicked the stubborn old master of the master Zenyuan!
After the chicken and the dog jumped, Gojo and Suehiro looked at the current head of the Gojo family, Gojo Ryu, while jumping the goat.
Bastard Gojo: Sister, dear sister, I am willing to love this man for the rest of my life!
Hanhan Suehiro: Sister, dear sister, I am willing to eat strawberry tips and egg tarts for this man forever and ever!
A certain bastard's sister Gojo Ryu: Get out of here!
So
[The once-in-a-thousand-year-old Su Nuo container appears on a moonlit night]
Fushiguro, who was so beaten that he almost saw a certain mother-in-law making soup, saw two black figures interlocking their fingers and flying across the moon at the speed of sound!
Wutiao: It means the moon will kill you, Su Nuo
Suehiro: (Studying clumsily but failing) I'll kill you
A minute later, Fuhei was confused, Huzhang was unconscious, and Liangmian Sunuo, the cursed king, was autistic!
So...
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As we all know, there were four classmates in the first grade of Conjuration 12 years ago.
Later, one of them was missing, because a certain hound undercover "died" in the midsummer of that year.
"Hey, Suehiro, didn't you say you wanted to arrest me?"
Alternating dusk and morning white
The cucumber vines are like spider webs
Clinging to a cracked tombstone carved with plum petals
Some people don't want to leave for a long time]
"The fate of artificial flowers is absolute obedience. Forgive me for being a plum blossom in the snow in the hot summer of July."
*There will be various private settings and timeline jumps, and there will be OOC
*Persecution is happiness, Lalang is absolutely beautiful and welcome to taste it
* Comment collection Irrigation is the driving force, and evil will dissipate
Purpose: Straight Man Rescue Plan