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"The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Curse"
"The Chinese group's coated vest exploded the red and black camps"
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*The fierce fight was full of passion one second, but Akutagawa found him in Rashomon the next second? ! What about his long legs?
Akutagawa, who was picked up as a puppy, wanted to curse. The white-haired blind man in front of him deserved a beating!
So the next day, Akutagawa threatened his female classmate, took his kitchen knife and fruit knife and prepared to run away!
———
As a prodigy, Akutagawa was given special care by three famous families after he died in the original world and came to the world of magicians.
The famous three masters in the magic world scrambled to get him. However, it was largely about his head.
Kamo family: Akutagawa pays for his life
Zen Master: Akutagawa is disappearing soon
Gojo family: Akutagawa joins my family
Akutagawa: Why do you want me to die now that I've just died?
Also, isn't the style of the last one not quite right?
Later, everyone knew that the strongest white hair had an illegitimate son with black hair and white hair. The Gojo family also took baths, burned incense and swept the floor, and took the ancestor back to their home in a grand procession.
Someone asked: Akutagawa, your father is a handsome white-haired man, so is your mother a black-haired beauty?
Akutagawa: Thank you, now I just want to use Rashomon to pierce the Gojo bastard.
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It is said that Akutagawa has been smart since he was a child, and he is also very quiet.
Only Fushiguro knew that his bamboo horse could hit anyone harder than anyone else.
He won't let anyone kneel down to beg for mercy and won't stop, so he's known as "the little prince in a one-on-one fight."
It is said that Akutagawa is an outlier in the world of magic and cannot use magic power to fight curses.
Only Fushiguro knew that his bamboo horse windbreaker had become a spirit and could cast a curse with every strike.
He also slaughtered a nest of special curses that tried to hit him.
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At Akutagawa's eighteenth birthday party, Fushiguro promised to give himself to him as a gift.
Akutagawa: Then I will give you my whole life
Fushiguro: Then my adult birthday gift is your next life.
But a certain Bai Mao next to him said that he would give him a colorful little tank with sound effects.
A certain person is the strongest: My good baby, are you touched?
Akutagawa: I'm so moved that I want to punch you in the mouth!
The Strongest Innocent: Wuwuwu, so love will disappear, right?
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After Akutagawa smashed the prison door and rescued a certain white hair, the strongest white hair finally reunited with his black friend!
Bai Mao is the strongest: Jie, look! Our mustard has grown so big!
Black-haired best friend: Awesome?
Bai Mao is the strongest: But in the years when you were gone, Jie Jie was a bit wild. After dominating Tokyo, he became the boss of Yokohama, and then our Akeko and Megumin made a private life-long engagement!
Black-haired best friend: Satoru, I'm so angry that I want to seal you for another ten thousand years.
Bai Mao is the strongest:? !
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*Crazy criticism of the uninhibited beauty Jieji & the delicate and warm beauty Huihui
(This is a long-distance running companionship about a bamboo horse from heaven)
*The years when Akutagawa came to the parallel world and worked as a magician (privately assumed that Akutagawa had participated in the previous Shibuya Incident before, but did not know Itsuka)
*In the early stage, Wu Xia Wu was raised, but in the later stage, Mustard was moved and was beaten with Megumin to show affection (no)
*In the later stage, we will summarize the relevant plots of the comic "Black and White Come to the Detention Center". It doesn't matter if you haven't read it. I will try my best to write it clearly.
*Main cp double black dog, Akutagawa & Fushiguro
deputy cp five summer five
Maybe there are other deputy CPs?
*There is a special small amount of stories about the two tigers next door. If you are interested, you can check out the column "Human Tiger Means Tiger's Needle Will Not Poke", which is interspersed with the later content of another column "What's Wrong with Reincarnated Villains Chasing Dogs"!
*Most of my articles are mutually offensive, that is to say, there is both attack and reception. Both people have the charm to conquer each other. It is not just about attack and reception. Everyone has a gentle side and a tough side, fighting against each other under self-understanding.
*Most of them are serious dramas, with foreshadowing clues flying all over the sky, mixed with occasional knives and candy. If you don't like the style, please don't tear it up, just leave quietly.
*Collections and comments are motivation. If you like it, please support Crab!
*Still hope to be respected, OOC, welcome any kind comments and guidance, reject any malicious output
Pre-collection of "The Chinese group's coated vests exploded the red and black camps"
[Suspenseful, dark, cruel, cool and crazy drama-savvy literature + relaxed and casual reading + chat group style forum]
Bad thing: My gay friend and I are both dead
Good thing: Not completely dead! In the world of Kexue, I am alive again as a paper person!
Bad thing: The chat group for chasing updates is tightly bound to the system vest.
System: [Red and black camp hell difficulty, please make good use of vests and complete the main line]
System: [Please choose the red and black identities respectively]
Be sure to understand it briefly)
Gay friend: That's bad, the Ke Xue world in Erkai is full of undercover agents and villains.
Me:? What? ! Is this your second hand? !
Gay friend: Calm down, listen to my explanation...
It's a very cliché time-travel. In order to survive, you are bound to the system forum to do tasks, and you wear a beautiful, powerful and miserable vest to become an actor. The difference is that this Kexue world is SSS-level dangerous, the difference is that this is a drama between two movie stars, the difference is that my gay friend and I are the troublemakers of the red and black camps, "die and die".
So
[The four-cavity gear of Spring in Seventeen Years]
The poisonous sword blade stirred the black-haired police officer's chest. Under the pink hair like falling cherry blossoms was a smile as sweet as honey. The sound of mechanical gears gradually became clearer along with the vivid beating of the heart.
Two pairs of red eyes blooming with thorns collided:
"You/I finally found it, your/my heart."
The memory of being swallowed
The hero was buried in Cuiwei flames. Many years later, a certain Jianggu police officer finally recalled the little tail behind the fivesome.
It was a foamy dream memory under the cherry blossom tree.
"Who... Are you?"
The young black-haired police officer's red eyes flashed and his voice was like jade:
"Senior Zero, I am the flower stalk and the eternal support of the five-petal cherry blossom."
Williams' Mad Dog
After taking off the beautiful makeup, his star-shaped irises captured the long silver hair, and the pink-haired young man drew a knife to the artery of the person who came up. The sneer penetrated the cold dew and dead souls on the blade, and the scarlet eyes locked on Gin in the darkness.
"147 Lives is no excuse for your madness, Chat."
"It is useless to say more, now is the time for regicide."
The clenched bloody hands in the orphanage, the scary laughter of the happy puppets, the chip with the true name engraved on it... Time and time again, untimely fires burn long-standing evidence and past events, the red and black camp with ghosts and ghosts is constantly strange, and above the human heart is the judgment of the Sword of Damocles.
My gay friends and I, who were showing off our acting skills, listened to the noise in the chat group and waited for the final resurrection reward of the system with confidence. Who knew that a bigger "surprise" was still to come...
This article is also known as
"The liberal arts student is a troublemaker and brings disaster to the Kexue universe"
"Baojian Kexue is on the run and causing trouble"
"Girls' Chinese chat group is persecuting brain supplements again"
"The Wonderful Tool House of Thousand Layer Identity"
"Red and Black: Huh?" Why is it a vest again? !
Instructions for consumption:
① The two dog friends open up a different world of science. For the first one in Yunju, please click "Tietou Boy Bravely Enters the World of Science" by Hot Pot, which is the best
② A mutated golden retriever attribute and a calm liberal arts student + a cowardly and badger attribute explosive-haired science student (slightly partial group portrait of two male protagonists? The main perspective is Chartreuse [Tea] and Yunju)
③The vests of the prison team are all from the work "Black and White Come to the Detention Center". It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it.
④There are too many elements and there is a mountain of private settings, just Lele, hello, me, hello everyone.
Pre-collection of "The Sleepy Night Rabbit Doesn't Want to Become a Special Curse"
# violent crossbreeding rabbit crews' "sleeping man" battle#
#youya, stop making excuses for Sleeping Beauty#
Shen Ye, who was called by his "brothers and sisters" as a star who will die if he doesn't sleep, returns to Earth after sleeping and dying after many years! But this time it was actually bundled with a broken sleep system!
System: According to regulations, you must "sleep" with the designated person before you can go home.
Shenye yawned: broken system gkd
But I almost had The Big Bang Theory while sleeping?
A certain chef said: Another meal that can make people fall asleep!
A certain six-eyed cat: Shenye will tell another story to sleep with!
A certain pure love bone brother screamed: Only people you like can sleep together!
A certain tsundere artifact: do not love the sport of falling asleep for two people!
A member of a detective agency: Mr. Rabbit, please raise your sleeping pillow!
…
Until one day, a certain monkey leader who summoned this harmful beast tore off his cassock in anger!
Monkey Leader: If you misbehave again, you will be expelled from the church!
Shen Ye was so scared that she didn't feel sleepy anymore: This is all the fault of the system!
System: The sleep value is full, I have gone home and feel good
Shenye was angry: I want to go home! Retarded system!
After accumulating enough sleep points, Shenye thought he could finally board the spaceship to go home, but a warning popped up in the system.
Warn! The currently scanned species attributes are different from the initially bound host species attributes! Continue the operation and the self-destruction program will be started]
Shenye: Breaking the system, you play me? ? ?
Purpose: Help him regain the meaning of life