Get Lost, This Is My Baby

Not long after the author gave the legitimate website a chubby little baby, a man claiming to be a piracy site showed up, tied the author up without a word, took them home, and even snatched the baby, who was fast asleep.

Then he insisted the child was his.

Author/Legitimate Website: I have never seen anyone so shameless.

[Reading Guide]

1. A level-headed, sarcastic author x a handsome, wronged legitimate website x a shameless piracy site who is doomed to get what he deserves

2. A little piece born of running my mouth

3. Updates when inspiration strikes, so please don't rush me

Message: Support legitimate works. It's everyone's responsibility.